Laura Jedeed (Misanthrophile)

I am overcome with the desire to do a whole bit with Atlas Shrugged characters as Twitter personalities which only I, as one of the only products of the Objectivist to Far Left pipeline I am aware of, will find funny Might do it later anywayhttps://twitter.com/FrankRedfoot/status/1262336248296988680 …

All right you fucking weirdos, here goes Dagny Taggart: never logs off, never stops posting. Wants you to know how hard she works. Profile pic is a lit cigarette. Never sleeps: definitely has an amphetamine problem but no one ever talks about it. Horny on main

James Taggart: Warren Democrat, will vote for Biden, thinks everyone who disagrees with him is a Russian agent. Spells it tRump. Talks shit about Tara Reade. Takes everything personally. Insecure about his follower count, obsesses over metrics

Francisco D'Anconia: God-tier shitposter. Posts Blizerian-style selfies but it feels like a bit? Gwen Snyder accuses him of being part of a pipeline, she might actually be right

Hank Reardon: posted two exquisitely boring tweets 5 years ago, them decided Twitter was a waste of time. Sometimes logs on to stare at Dagny's profile picture. Hates himself in the morning

Mrs. Reardon: constant thirst traps, will do anything for attention. Constant Twitter beefs over nothing. Retweets blue checks. Absolutely massive Twitter following

Eddie Willers: simps for Dagny, obviously