If you’re going to exist, you might as well enjoy it.
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I know the devil is real because of how cling wrap immediately scrumples up when you tear off a piece
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Some women asked me what my secret was getting in such good shape and I said midlife crisis and no one laughed so that was awkward.
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It’s crazy when people hold grudges against you for things they did to you.
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The administrative state comprises a 4th, unelected branch of government.
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Oh, yes, thank you. Yes, I AM aware I have a lot of black shirts. For I have cats.
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Doing the math, let’s see, looks like if I get up by 5:00am should be able to still not have everything done on time. ✅Okey dokey then
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✅what day is it?
✅am I going to make it another day
✅what year is it
✅Am I still breathing?
✅Did I print report cards
✅did I remember all the pics for the slide show?
✅I no longer care about punctuation my whole body hurts
✅I need more ibuprofen
✅is it day or night?
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I feel like… being on my death bed is going to be easier & more peaceful than the last two weeks of the school year.
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Fun fact: child molesters who get sent to prison are now regularly identifying as trans because they get an unimaginable amount of protections and special treatments - which means they aren’t in with gen pop where they’d be killed for being fucking monsters.
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Two unfortunate headlines for our state today. Washington has:
-Highest gas prices in the nation
-Worst increase in overdose deaths
Something significant needs to change.
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Who do you support for President in 2024?
When you make a selection it cannot be changed
Trump
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Kennedy
Joe Biden
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