One Big Liar

@1BigLiar

An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of wit. -Juan Bigliar Medicine Man of 🙉/ 🌎 📸 IG: 1BigLiarNow

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2011.

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  1. prije 13 sati

    God gave us a brain to work out problems. Do you ever feel you're using it to create more problems? 🍌🙉🍌

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  2. prije 20 sati

    I can't help but wonder, What the heck am I doing here. 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = = Meet Snow Ape Frank part of

    Snow Ape Frank has cold snow falling about him. He is miserable and seems very cold to the bone. Even thought he is dress in a warm leather jacket. Snow Ape Frank says,
"Ever wonder how the guy who drives the snowplow gets to work?"
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  3. 4. velj
    Texas, Dino stands in front of the Old Alamo Fort, and says,
"Just call me Tyrannosaurus Tex"
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  4. 4. velj

    look for Mama Treehouse's and from the front porch.

    Mama Treehouse recites a poem:
Ding Dong Dell
Swagger's in a cell.
His goose is in the cooker,
He got busted with a hooker.
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  5. 3. velj

    When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. 🍌🙉🍌

    Doc Dogg is in his office talking to patient Albert A. Apestein. The Doc says, “So strange! Your DNA test says you don’t have any ancestors.”
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  6. 3. velj

    I would finish my bucket list. 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = = All my friends have really expansive bucket lists. Mine is just a little pail in comparison.

    Teresa Treehouse is having tea with a friend in a lovely garden. She goes to explain her Bucket List?
 Buy a Bucket
 Buy Wine
 Fill Bucket with wine
 Drink Bucket
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  7. 3. velj

    Everybody is working really slow and complaining about work today. Too much food and drink yesterday or is it the decaf I put in the coffeemaker today? 🍌🙉🍌 Tomorrow is expresso - Can't wait!

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  8. 3. velj

    It's the beginning of and, I'm thinking of day. OR, as some say S.A.D - Singles Awareness Day! 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = = Here is my new banner / Header for the month.

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  9. 3. velj

    Today we went to a conference here in town. We had to physically make our own nametags with a ? I was a manual labeler 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = = Give me a shout if you are having leftovers today.

    Juan Bigliar is in his office tell us, "It’s weird. People started putting names on food.
For lunch, I had a spicy chili named Robert."
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  10. 2. velj

    Today is 02 02 2020 A is a word, number, phrase, or other sequence of characters which reads the same backward as forward, such . 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = =

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  11. 1. velj

    They have 18 legs and catch flies, My baseball team! is just right around the corner! Can't wait.

    Two baseball chimp children, with a minotaur Police Officer, are confused why he is worried about a little broken window. Mary just hit a home run!
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  12. 1. velj

    It appears that 2+2 does equal 5. 🍌🙉🍌

    Mama Treehouse is in the kitchen, standing next to the sink and says,
"Don’t worry Sugar, 
If plan A doesn’t work there are still 25 more letters"
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  13. 1. velj

    / for the insomniacs. Sleep to sweet • Georgie Porgie, a Pervert with Pie, • Harassed the girls and made them cry, • Shocked one girl near her piano, • She slammed the lid and now he's soprano on

    Mama Treehouse's bedtime story and nursery rhyme from the front porch.
• Georgie Porgie, a Pervert with Pie,
• Harassed the girls and made them cry,
• Shocked one girl near her piano,
• She slammed the lid and now he's soprano
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  14. 1. velj

    All the problems fade before a hangover.

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  15. 31. sij

    and with good ol' Terry. 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = = You know, work is the curse of the drinking classes.

    Teresa Treehouse is in a bar. She says,
"Sugar Daddies where never my thing, but if Cocktail Daddies where a thing, I might have all been different."
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  16. 31. sij

    explaining why there is so much bubble gum under the presidents desk (and the Senate and the Congress for that matter.) 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = = More likely to get? Let me know.

    Baby monkey under the table looking for bubble gum treats.
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  17. 31. sij

    I smile and cat memes, but really I'm think about rolly polly cat heads.

    In his office, Juan is saying things you shouldn't say, "Yes, I love your cat pictures.
What do you think the distance record is for a drop-kicked cat? "
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  18. 30. sij

    It has been 6,969 days since December 31, 2000 - January 30, 2020 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = =

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  19. 30. sij

    I was just on the internet and an ad popped up for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need. 🍌🙉🍌 = = = = =

    Juan BigLiar is in front of his brick house standing. in front of the front door. He says,
“This week I’ve had many ask about who I am and where I live.
 My bio is at 1bigliar.com/p_Bio-Juan.html”
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  20. 30. sij

    Asking for a government witnessed these days is like asking an obese person to go to the gym. They don't work out.

    Juan Bigliar is in his office and sitting at his desk. He is saying things you shouldn't say, 
"No need to repeat, I ignored you perfectly the first time."
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