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Come check out the sweetest ass custom vans our sweet ass custom van community can pull out of their sweet asses. It's the 2023 Hot Dog Custom Van Contest Winners! Sweet! Ass! 1900hotdog.com/2023/02/vannin
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It's Kumite Day! Celebrate the traditional way, by destroying every piece of a man with your bare hands, and then buying the Kumite: The Home Game shirt! poxcostore.com/listing/kumite
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We're playing Bloodsport the movie as a D&D campaign and it's a fucking disaster. Come listen to it! Episode 2 is live with as DM, and , , and as the delusions of Frank Dux. It's FREE! It's OK USA! 1900hotdog.com/2023/02/podcas
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Come get judged by your segments, your sexiest segments! It's with Naked Attraction, the show about visually dissecting humans to find their most fuckable parts. But not as hot as that sounds. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/fuckin
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It's Upsetting Day and is classing up the joint with a scathing takedown of Wuthering Heights, the classic romance novel by Emily Bronte. What's that, thumbnail? Something about James Caan? What the fuck are you talking about, thumbnail? 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/upsett
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Every month and team up to run a train on something crazy. Let's talk about the time Billy Ocean made Star Wars. Yes, Billy Ocean, the singer. Yes, the thumbnail is relevant. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/teamwo
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Ever hear the term "Buster Brown"? Possibly uttered by a grandmother politely calling you a shithead? wants to introduce you to the origin of that phrase, and remember: you are not safe. It is FREE though! Free danger, everybody! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/nerdin
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This week and bring on to talk about her area of expertise: Knife weirdos! It's the reality show Knife or Death, the obstacle course where wrangled knife maniacs fail expectedly at simple tasks. Knife! Or Death! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/podcas
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Our own is here with some legit reporting about some crap reporting in the book Hate Mail From Cheerleaders. CAUTION: Contains this guy doing stuff like this. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/upsett
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This week brings us Dancing with Dogs, the ONLY dog dancing manual that teaches your dogs to fake their own deaths in order to honor war veterans. We're pretty sure that's true. We'll stand by it. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/learni
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This week has F.A.R.T. The Movie! "But which one?" You diehard F.A.R.T.ists ask, "Which of the two F.A.R.T. The Movies that somehow exist is he talking about?" It's your lucky day: It's both of them! It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/learni
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Feel the cool vibes, see the total lack of windows and escape? You know it's Vanning Day, and it's time for the Great Annual Hot Dog Design Your Own Custom Van Contest! Welcome to pregnant, population: Your daughter. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/vannin
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On this week's podcast and are talking to about Shrunken Heads, the 1995 horror/comedy with more accidental war crime endorsement than you'd think: Some! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/podcas
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It's the official CCP Rap! Yes, when an authoritarian government commissions a diss track, there's only one Hot Dogger we send: DJ Tyrannis, our regime-toppling MC. But he was hung from a crane last week, so we sent instead. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/upsett
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You know what kids love? Mormons! will explain, as though that needs further explanation. It's the Mormon Toy Review! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/nerdin
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Hey all you aspiring murderers out there, is here with Girl Watcher Magazine! It's free! Just like you'll stay, until the cops solve your puzzles! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/upsett
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Is Punching Day! Is ! Is Captain Pronin! 1992 Russia's greatest superhero comes to the USA to steal all the axes from our gun stores and recruit the Statue of Liberty in his war against the mafia. Is FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/punchi
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On this week's Dogg Zzone 9000, and are joined by to talk about the Power Team Album - the rock album by Christian strongmen that inspired a generation to roid up for Christ! Those are swords! They all have swords! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/podcas
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Good ol' Sissyneck is back with What Makes a Woman GIB? A book full of male celebrities who think they're talking about fucking, but are really talking about what's wrong with male celebrities. Find out how to GIB and clean a woman in under a minute! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/learni
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It's Learning Day and has How to Work for a Woman Boss, a hilarious ancient manual on swallowing your pride to barely work for a woman. Yes, hearken back to the ancient year of... 1987? That can't be right. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/learni
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If you've ever wondered How to Date a Jamaican Man, but only for racist virgins at a Sandals, has the book for you! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/fuckin
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It's Hot Dog Appreciation Day! Lots of places say they have the best fans, but we're the only ones organizing ours into an army to destroy those other places. This one's got Ernie Hudson! You never go wrong with Ernie Hudson. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/hot-do
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The first Dogg Zzone of the year and we are using it to declare war, bloody war on bigfeet everywhere! Join , , , and as they read through BIGFOOT SHOOTOUT! and get some deadly ideas. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/podcas
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The trains ran late due a vitamin deficiency in the shoveling Irishmen who power them, but it's here - the annual Tumblefook & Pygge Catalog! will take you through many pages of bizarre old-timey gifts to delightify and infuriaze. FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/upsett
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When you think hot, naked god of lightning and fate... you picture Quentin Tarantino, right? Fuckin' somebody did! Read 's take on Tarantino's nude divinity, and you know what? Have a free symbolic coyote. On us. 1900hotdog.com/2023/01/nerdin
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It's a special free MEGA-Teamworking Day! Every 1900HOTDOG columnist joining together like a Megazord to talk about their favorite Japanese commercial. It's a simple, wholesome, approachable premise; we'll never do it again! 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/mega-t
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Some things are just too bloated with mockability to be safely made fun of alone. That's when and shine the Hot Dog Signal* for a teamup! It's all the best Teamworking Days of 2022, all free! 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
*Two wieners, one bun.
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It's our best podcasts of 2022! Wait, there's no way we discovered the Barbarian Brothers and Mountain Monsters just this year. Didn't we originally start this site as a HuckleBuck slash fiction blog? 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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The Best of 2022 continues with the best of... you! You maniac Hot Doggers do more extra mile shit than any other fandom. You enslave robots, build vans, and ruin celebrity's lives in the name of Hot Doggery. And we officially endorse all of it. ALL OF IT. 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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Strap on your Tobasco holsters and your good intentions, it's Sissyneck Day! We're celebrating the best of our mystery writer, the downright bucolic Sissyneck, by making his best articles of 2022 FREE. If you can guess his real name you get a wish! 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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It's Dennard Dayle Day! busted into the 1900HOTDOG Headquarters with academic grace and an anime base. Whether you're wrestling with metaphors or just wrestling, Dennard's got you. We're making all his best articles of 2022 FREE right here! 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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Without the comedic stylings of , we might have forgotten the year 1995. But Tom Reimann will never let society forget how strange, bewildered, and wildly horny the 1990s were. Read all his best articles of 2022 FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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It's Schmidty Day, the best Alex Schmidt articles of 2022 are all FREE! is the nicest part of 1900HOTDOG, his articles about goofy history and Pierce Brosnan movies are fun for the whole family, so long as your whole family is weird. 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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Puppet Week looms! At 13k, we dedicate a whole week to puppets. Nobody is prepared for 's troublesome puppet library.
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Today we celebrate Brendan McGinley by making his best articles of 2022 FREE! Lesser writers might be satisfied typing "you're an asshole" -- makes an eight page comic about it. Happy Brendan Day! 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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Happy Liddy Day everybody! Today's the day we celebrate Lydia Bugg by making her best articles of 2022 FREE! That's right it's all about and the great work she does here and holy shit what the fuck is in that thumbnail. 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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Every weekday until the end of the year we're making more of our best articles of 2022 FREE. We're making a huge deal of that, but honestly we do it every week. Our complete, constantly updating archives of FREE articles are right here: 1900hotdog.com/tag/free/
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All of our "best" Upsetting Days of 2022 are now FREE! Best is in quotes for so many good reasons. Holy shit. 1900hotdog.com/2022/12/the-be
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We're celebrating the holidays by getting YOU the gift of US, but if you wanted to get US something back YOU can visit our store here, and get US the gift of YOU wearing our T-shirts. This got away from us. It's an ad for the T-shirts.
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