CarlosDanger

@18orlessplz

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2019.

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    My nephew is really good at computers. I can ask him to drop by Iowa and have a look, if you want. No charge. Just make him some Pizza Pockets or something.

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    they missed the other 5 in the glovebox

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    Trump To Deliver State Of The Union In Scuba Gear To Avoid Drowning In Liberal Tears

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    Someone test the outfits of all the House managers. There's bound to be a shit load of DNA on them from the pounding they just got from the President's counsel.

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    Happy Brexit Day!

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    31. sij

    This had me grinning all the way through 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

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    Priorities: An eagle egg: — Illegal to destroy — Punishable by $250,000 fine — Destruction can carry a 2 year prison sentence A human life: — Legal to abort — Taxpayers forced to fund abortion providers — Abortion actually encouraged by 1/2 of lawmakers 🤔

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    Remember, he works for CNN so him having to admit he fabricated the story seems redundant... but for those 3 people watching outside of airports it never hurts to let them know.

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    23. sij

    Am I doing the satire right ? Or should I wait until 4,000 people retweet it.

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    21. sij
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    19. sij
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    Look, we may have had some bad interactions in the past, but please believe me when I say I offer you this advice with only your best interests at heart:

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    17. sij

    I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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    Man, Joe Biden has survived corn pop, smart black kids, grabbing girls, stuttering, not knowing where he is, who he worked for, where he went to school, made up war stories, if he went to Parkland, and hairy legs. He's my guy.

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    Happy 56th Birthday . In unrelated news, guys make sure you have your prostate checked by the time you reach the age of 56.

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    16. sij

    I love this: Somebody vandalized your car. Somebody put a Hillary sticker on it 😂

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    Would I ever hire a Liberal? I suppose, but I'd be looking for a government subsidy to compensate me for the loss of productivity.

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    Omar Silent on New Claims That She Has a Different Real Name and Entered Country Fraudulently - The Ohio Star

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    10. sij
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