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The Real Ultimate Penny-Pincher. Salmon Run addict and crazed bucket-man. Longtime Yoshi main. I make funny computer programs also. Miitopia access key: 2WGVCRC
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Upon careful analysis of the leaked Persona 3 Reload trailer, I have reason to believe this is all an elaborate hoax. The biggest piece of evidence suggesting this is the footage where Yukari actually hits her target.
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You literally can't make this shit up like we just got powers in open like what. I'm not even someone who cares for challenges but from the small windows to 50% of the themes in the first 4 being basically normal gameplay this is just so confusing what are they doing.
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[Splatoon 3] A Monthly Challenge event will take place on Jun 25 (UTC). Your goal is to climb the leaderboard. There are no special mechanics for this Challenge. Time slots (each 2 hours): - 4 am UTC - 12 pm UTC - 8 pm UTC For times in your time zone: splatoon.oatmealdome.me/three/versus/l
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A screenshot of a Challenge card from the JelonzoBot website. The Challenge type is "Monthly Challenge“ on the gamemode Splat Zones with the stages Scorch Gorge and Eeltail Alley. The time slots are June 25 at 4 am UTC, 12 pm UTC, and 8 pm UTC.
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first impression: people who already play main weapons with a Trizooka kit or an alt kit w/ a Trizooka have such a big advantage (already knowing how to use it) meanwhile I'm here having to learn a new main in real time it should just give you a Trizooka regardless of your main
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[Splatoon 3] The first slot for the "Too Many Trizookas" Challenge has started. You must use a weapon kit with a Trizooka. The special gauge will quickly charge by itself. Next slots (2 hours each): - 10 am UTC - 6 pm UTC For times in your time zone: splatoon.oatmealdome.me/three/versus/l
A screenshot of a Challenge card from the JelonzoBot website. The Challenge type is "Too Many Trizookas“ on the gamemode Tower Control with the stages Museum d'Alfonsino and Humpback Pump Track. The time slots are June 6 at 2 am UTC, 10 am UTC, and 6 pm UTC.
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[Splatoon 3] Courtesy of , here's the basic conditions for fist bumping: - Two players must have 3 gold medals - AND: the two players must have compatible emotes (i.e. from the same height category)
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I added a complete list of compatible emotes for fist bumps onto my webpage. You basically need to have two people with 3 gold medals, as well as needing them to have compatible emotes. leanny.github.io/splat3/misc.ht
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🐠【 Salmon Run 】PSA 🔍Overfishing is a unique playstyle in Salmon Run, not an indication of a player's skill. Anyone can overfish and can call themselves an Overfisher, even in lower Ranks. Don't let bad apples twist it into another form of elitism. #SalmonRun
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"helmets remain the best protection" is a common lie spread by the authority, and it deserves ridicule
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Replying to @m2bowman and @martynschmoll
That’s incorrect… You could be the only vehicle on a road or path and as a cyclist you should still be wearing a helmet. Helmets remain the best protection against head injury and not wearing them is silly.
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