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Join #FTwitterFebruary: QT, @ elon, and get off this site for a month. Musk needs you more than you need him.
San FranciscoJoined December 2020

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But if you're here seeing this now, you just lost The Game, but it's ok. Below I've surfaced some of my best digs at Musk. So QT something below, or your own, with the hashtag #FTwitterFebruary, and maybe @ elonmusk. Make your point heard, and "WALK AWAY" like the Trumpers say
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Elon, narcissist, needs YOU more than you need his 🦤site. Things you'd hear him tease but won't see in #FTwitterFeburary: - Starship launch success - Higher Tesla stock price (or BTC) - Level 3 FSD Things I'd like👀: - Fraud conviction in SF court - End to Russian war on Ukraine
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Yes, you can find me @ sfba social, but I doubt I'll be posting there. Literally nothing will happen in February. Let THAT sink in. All of us can walk away. Twitter advertisers will freak out even more. Musk's debt will balloon. But WE miss out on absolutely nothing—FOMO is fake
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(And remember, Sacks is desperately short on cash as the market continues to falter)
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If you're wondering why it's come to this, it's because these guys lost more money this year than most nation states produce. When you don't have a #Wealthtax, the wealthy eat themselves and then blame anybody, everybody else. Musk's fellow Twitter 'investor' David Sacks for one: twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
"David has invested in over 20 unicorns, including Affirm, AirBnb, Bird, Facebook, Lyft, Palantir, Uber (public, performance pictured), ClickUp, Eventbrite, Houzz, OpenDoor, Postmates, Reddit, Slack, SpaceX, Twitter, and Wish"
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And this one is giddy you're all still here. So...about that...
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When @elonmusk made necessary business changes at Twitter, the media reacted with hysterical melodrama: he was “starving” employees; the site was facing “imminent collapse.” But when Twitter Files exposed state censorship and Hamilton68 fraud, they react with defeaning silence.
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Now for my next trick, I'm going to do something completely unexpected. Why? Because I am a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. Look here tomorrow for something could never imagine. I don't expect you all to join me, but I sincerely hope some of you can💙
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So I spent this month trolling 's tweets, increasing my follower count by 25% (!) and reaching over 2Million people! It's Musk's game now. I also understand why Elon thinks this site is filled with bots. Visibility goes up, they're literally everywhere, worse than ever.
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Oh yeah, 's Twitter is really hitting it out of the park. I hope "hitting" doesn't get flagged as 'sensitive content' like this tweet-reply was 😨
Innocuous tweet labeled 'sensitive content'
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. is like an alcoholic who buys a bar but promises himself he'll only drink after hours. Or when a customer buys him a shot. Or when it's a slow night. Or when it's Wednesday (ugh). Or St Patrick's Day. Or when the Bills lose. Or it's raining. Or when the bar is packed…
It may be that we realize transformer AIs are really BEST for art. Because in art, little fuck-ups and even big interchanges strike us as novel and interesting—mistakes that make the masterpiece. Not so much in accurate piloting or informational relay systems where reliability 🗝
And I'll add rapid #transit to the list. Being able to take high speed unobstructed rail from where you live to where you work is a lot more reasonable ask than imagining you absolutely must live in the exact address you want if only you could live high enough in the sky above it
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What I DO care about is building affordable, rent-stabilized homes where homes are actively being built anyway. I care about taxing the real substantial wealth, not your income. And #MedicareForAll and an income floor that guarantees no American goes bankrupt just trying to live.
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Cancelable opinion: I don't give a shit if you can't afford to live in Atherton. #WealthTax the rich so they can't bid it up, but I don't care if every scrap of suburban green space doesn't become mega-tower capsule pods. Deal with the zip code envy lower income ppl live w/ daily
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Billionaires gonna Billionaire. This is why buying twitter was suddenly so important to this group of malefactors. #Ukraine
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I have just been told that “Putin is a BULLY who must be stopped at ANY cost.” I’m trying to figure out how much of the relentless pressure on this is coming from humans vs bots. Do you believe that Putin must be stopped at “ANY cost”? Please vote and explain reasoning below.
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Our American Empire is
  • Glorious; expand it
    11.4%
  • Necessary; maintain it
    27.6%
  • Shameful; dismantle it
    61%
105 votesFinal results
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Good news for drivers; bad news for . Good thing Nevada waited until after #Tesla committed to a new factory extension before disappointing Mr Tweet (we know how he lashes out). Any good YouTube channels to see this in action? #MercedesBenz #fsd
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911: OK, do you need police, fire or medical for anything? P: Uh, I don’t think so. I don’t think so. (Silence) Um … Is the Capitol Police around? 911: No this is San Francisco P: They’re usually here at the house, protecting my wife. 911: No this is San Francisco Police
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