i’m sitting on the runway on an overnight flight to NYC on a pretty full plane with an open middle seat between me and some cis dude who smells like rotting marzipan. he decided to lower his arm rest, put down an inflatable pillow, and claim the entire seat for the night
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Replying to @isislovecruft
Rude! But I do have a sort of side-question: How come that you know the smell of rotting marzipan? Mine never lasts this long.
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Replying to @pieceoplastic
he smells like someone soaked marzipan in a shitty IPA and then tried to disguise it with axe body spray
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Replying to @isislovecruft @pieceoplastic
That is... horrifying. But somehow not surprising either?
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You could accidentally spill something in his ear.
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