You best start eating healthy anon, the finish line is in view
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At this rate *you* will likely get the chance to homestead other stars
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my only-controversial-in-practice belief is that you have to try a lot of iterations of things to find what you like. everyone agrees with me until it’s time to try 50 hair salons or 30 dog walkers
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I cannot, off the top of my head, remember a weirder world-historical event in my life. There's probably been one, I just can't remember what right now. (Prighozin going 'lol just kidding'.)
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i once had a drink with a guy who sells luxury cars in singapore, and he told me about how on the first day of the sales event, all the glamorous celebs show up for the photoshoots and red carpet etc. but most of the cars are actually bought by wealthy uncles in shorts n slippers
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In theory, women who recently had kids & who seem inclined to do so again soon should be the most sexy. Yet we don’t seem to treat them as such. Im puzzled.
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Imagine people arguing about whether artificial hearts pump blood.
“It’s only blood-pumping if meat hearts do it.”
“Hearts don’t pump blood, people pump blood.”
“‘Pumping’ is an outdated mechanical metaphor that cannot do justice to the complexities of biogenic fluid transport.”
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