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@0renFriedman

He/him. Spoonerism enthusiast. Software engineer . Followers are mostly Twitter bots.

New York City
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. My s/b W train (the old kind, with no digital displays) is being operated by the MVP of all employees. Hearing his voice call out the stops makes me know life is going to be ok.

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  2. My kid: picks up random objects off the ground in NYC and puts them in his mouth- but gets really picky when encountering a carefully curated and extravagantly sweetened dish I make for him that he's never seen.

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    “Taiwan is a democratic, open society. They are using our freedom and openness, bringing in news that is not beneficial to the government,” Chiu Chui-cheng, deputy head of Taiwan’s Mainland Affairs Council, told , referring to China.

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    Eye-opening to see what a search warrant for a Google Account actually covers: all your location data, photos, searches, contacts, emails...

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    17. pro 2019.

    I'm not worried about my phone spying on me. My vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt for years.

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    17. pro 2019.

    A few years ago, I crowdfunded and published "The Essential Guide to Shenzhen". It's now out of stock, so I've decided to share the PDF. Thank you to all my supporters who made this possible!

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    16. pro 2019.
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    There's been a lot written about the social implications of deepfakes, but less about how they actually work. Here's a thread about that. Read my article here for the full details.

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    We have to take care of each other. That’s our job. Always. ❤️ Shabbat Shalom.

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    13. pro 2019.
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    It is going to be a wonderful time to be a JVM and developer in 2020, with reactive APIs thru and thru, coroutine support in , the richest ecosystem bar-none integrated into the stack, support for Graal native images, and the most innovative community ever

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    8. pro 2019.
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    8. pro 2019.

    i was chatting with a group of kids at a holiday party at an arcade. i asked how those games held up compared to fortnite. an 11 year old looked me dead in the face and said “fortnite is over, no one plays that at my school anymore” and i instantly shriveled into an aged husk

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    6. pro 2019.

    Gonna tell my kids this was Baby Yoda

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    Mozilla and Chan Zuckerberg Initiative to support pip

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    the IG post read as intended

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    Let’s talk about the next major US school shooting with more than 3 dead. Those folks are currently alive. They are just having a day today like anyone else. They don’t need our thoughts & prayers yet. We could take action to save those lives. We know it is going to happen. Nu?

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    Me: Son, put on your jammies. 4 year old: [naked] Nope! Me: Put them on, I don’t want a naked tushy man in my living room. Son: You’re a tushy man, you poopoo stinky fuckin baby. Me: [deepest sigh ever] Son, I need you to stop saying fuckin. Son: I think I’ll keep saying fuckin.

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    22. stu 2019.

    College Having a baby 🤝 Being woken up on Friday nights by people who are drooling,crying, and can’t remember anything

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    SCOOP: Advocates find 111 city subway stations with sealed entrances. Many were shut when crime surged in the 1970s. With ridership high & the crime down, they want the MTA to reopen some of them to ease crowding and improve convenience by

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