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@0alexander

still treating grocery stores like art museums

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 May 2016

    do you ever think about how kim jong un is a millenial

    20 retweets 55 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    definitely NOT going to tell the doctor i've been pouring vinegar in my ear because the internet said it might help my infection

    1 reply 2 likes
  3. 8 hours ago
    Replying to

    this very good comic is free! online! read it!!!!!

    1 like
  4. 8 hours ago

    :000000

    today's comic is the end. thank you for reading!
    1 reply 1 like
  5. 10 hours ago
    Replying to

    i'm insufferable!!

    4 likes
  6. 10 hours ago

    runescape (game+forums)->webcomics->LFG forums->obsessively reading tvtropes->nanowrimo->reddit (briefly!)->twitter

    what's your online genealogy. mine is: digimon forums moderator -> rpg maker - > somethingawful -> lf -> twitter
    1 reply 4 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    he's only repeating the editorial lines of most media, that his speech is free and worth protecting and everyone else is making trespasses

    Replying to @davidmackau
    Portland suspect: "You've got no safe place. This is America. Get out if you don't like free speech"
    1 reply 133 retweets 337 likes
  8. Jun 4

    what

    1 reply 1 like
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    my approach to the Current State Of Affairs

    8 replies 341 retweets 1,191 likes
  10. Jun 3

    original fidget spinner

    1 reply 2 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    my beautiful...

    2 retweets 4 likes
  12. Jun 3
    Replying to

    millennial's always drinking this fancy "fruit" vinegar... in MY day we pounded vinegar straight out of the bottle and never asked questions

    1 retweet 3 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 2
    Replying to

    When they eventually arrest Jeff Sessions

    61 replies 1,303 retweets 3,912 likes
  14. Jun 2

    they invented the tech version of that left/right-authoritarian/libertarian meme

    3 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    95% of having a job is just saying “sounds good!”

    41 replies 978 retweets 3,405 likes
  16. Jun 2

    how are millenials real

    2 replies 5 likes
  17. Jun 2

    i love in spring when the air is full of cotton tufts. it's like all the wispiest clouds have come out of the sky to play

    1 reply 6 likes
  18. Jun 2

    what a beautiful day to be sick and miserable

    7 likes
  19. May 27

    commodifying the act of writing as a bourgeois lifestyle product<<<<<<<

    4 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 27

    physically weak men hmu

    1 reply 19 retweets 60 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 26

    Karl Marx's great-great-grandson and his parkour squad LMAO

    13 replies 281 retweets 556 likes

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