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  1. Our top #blackfriday seller - 2010 "Monthly Doos" dog poop calendars! http://zymet.net/m (We can ship to anyone anonymously upon request)
  2. The Muppets "Bohemian Rhapsody" is great! And check out Fozzie w/ his Groucho Glasses, Arrow thru Head & Rubber Chicken http://bit.ly/6Zr5ph
  3. Holiday Fake Lotto Scratch-off's, buy 1 get 1 free using this link: http://zymet.net/l
  4. Whoops, here is that clearance link http://zymet.net/T
  5. Only 112 novelties & gags left on clearance... These closeout products are dropping like fake flies! zymet.net/T #cybermonday #blackfriday
  6. Now THAT is what you call an 'Invisible Dog Leash' (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/8zHXH5
  7. Anybody want a free 2010 "Monthly Doos" dog poop calendar? http://zymet.net/k
  8. Whew, P-U! Somebody just broke a stink bomb in the warehouse. It's ok, everyone made it out safely.
  9. 128 novelties (and counting) still on clearance http://zymet.net/T Many jokes & gags 95% off MSRP @ 10¢. No min. or max. order limits!
  10. Shock G (Aka "Humpty Hump" of Digital Underground) to host private Groucho Glasses "Humpday" party 12/9/09 in San Fran http://zymet.net/j
  11. {NEW} Heineken beer bottle sunglasses & more cocktail inspired shades now in stock - http://zymet.net/i
  12. 10¢ clearance sale, 1st come 1st serve: http://zymet.net/h
  13. @compete What does the machine say about http://www.Zymetrical.com ?
  14. {NEW} Confederate & Yankee civil war costume hats: http://zymet.net/g Perfect for Halloween or battlefield re-enactments
  15. Boss's Day is Oct. 16th - here are some cheap gags & free ideas: http://zymet.net/f
  16. 2,000 people walked "invisible dogs" (http://zymet.net/e) this Sunday in Brooklyn http://bit.ly/MIqbk
  17. Person of Walmart, is that a rubber chicken on your belt? http://zymet.net/d
  18. {NEW} Hand painted 54" Diamond Back Rattlesnake replica w/ rattler http://zymet.net/c
  19. We are doing a bit of housecleaning: http://Zymet.net Do let us know if you find any bugs.
  20. {NEW} Halloween Glow in Dark Brains http://zymet.net/a and motion-activated Screaming Glow Skulls http://zymet.net/b