Profile_bird

Hey there! zvandeveer is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving zvandeveer's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

zvandeveer

  1. Amazing. RT @ztf Real bears, playing ice hockey. http://bit.ly/bXAgC
  2. @comcastcares Your billing dept was fab Your customer loyalty dept made me want to stick hot needles in my eye. Might want to rethink that.
  3. "You can always take off the skirt and use it as a cape." The best costume for the day, indeed, and mine for Halloween. http://bit.ly/CmW05
  4. @twsl Reading up on probiotics are we?
  5. Lock-picking is a surprisingly vigorous enterprise.
  6. Just realized that I'm a sucker for any song with whistling, especially if that song is 'Home' by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
  7. @twsl I would disagree triply that Revolutionary Road is a "masterpiece," but I guess I've already made myself clear on that one.
  8. Shakeitphoto.com is amazing. Thanks @lizmarkman. I feel more Warholian already!
  9. Love how @AKGovSarahPalin 's Twitter profile pic features an honest-to-goodness halo. WWSD?
  10. You know what would make me *really* cool? If I made my motorcycle muffler *really* loud. Oh wait, that would just make me an asshole.
  11. Today is the sort of day that inspires Mark Twain types to compose meteorological truisms
  12. "Tasty Salted Pig Parts" is one of the greatest company taglines ever. Might have to go find the @boccalone Salumi Cycle tomorrow...
  13. Just realized I should have landed in Denver by now. Instead, at SFO jealously eying little kid's pink footed pajamas.
  14. Still can't get over west coast civility--everyone forms tidy, single-file lines to board BART
  15. Panhandler outside office has a keen meta-aesthetic sensibility: he brandishes a teflon pan covered in decoupaged photos of his own visage
  16. The other Zoe Vandeveer is about to enter ninth grade. I've really got to step up my campaign to claim the Internet before she goes digital.
  17. @twsl How funny! I was just listening to She + Him's cover of that very song. I am a little bit in love with Zooey...
  18. "A full tank of love in the emotional bank account." Poetry, metaphors, Sanford mashes them together for word magic! http://bit.ly/3FHrQ0
  19. @greerkarlis I was thinking about the Elgin Marbles just yesterday! Seriously.
  20. Fingers crossed that the chickens next to me on the bus don't flap their way out of their paper bags!