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  1. Sad to know Lou Dobbs was fired for defying gravity. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Finally realized I'm too uncool. Not one trending topic is making any sense to me. 6:52 PM Nov 8th from web
  3. No more Levi Strauss. This is about the clothing manufacturer. For the anthropologist, see Claude Lévi-Strauss. 1:41 PM Nov 3rd from web
  4. Oh Phew! Previously predicted U.S. budget deficit of $1.6 trillion is actually only $1.4 trillion. #flushot 6:35 PM Oct 7th from web
  5. Still can't find any rhyme or reason in haiku. #usbdrive 7:00 PM Sep 10th from web
  6. Even my neighbour's dog has 300 followers. Clearly I'm barking up the wrong tree. #detergent 7:18 PM Aug 25th from web
  7. I had a strange dream last night. Then I went to sleep. 6:13 PM Aug 24th from web
  8. Teens on the subway wanted my opinion. I said I didn't disagree with either but neither did I not agree to not disagree with both of them. 7:17 PM Aug 21st from web
  9. I am not on Facebook. I was humiliated when it profiled me. 12:33 PM Aug 16th from web
  10. "I see, but what is the meaning of life?" she asked. "Well, Google is under a DDoS attack." I shrugged. #halwapuri 8:08 PM Aug 15th from web
  11. "There are two kinds of people in this world," I continued, "Kind 1 and Kind 2." #antarctica 8:02 PM Aug 15th from web
  12. Stig is Schumacher!!! 3:40 PM Jun 21st from web
  13. Telemarketers are the reason I don't believe in gun control. 6:13 PM Jun 17th from web
  14. I got a flat tire: "Hahaha! Get a Mac, dude," shouted a passing Macintosh user. #mac #pc 12:46 PM Jun 17th from web
  15. Sohail Tanvir made me appreciate why some cultures prescribe flogging as a punishment. #pakistan #t20 5:41 PM Jun 12th from web
  16. Obama's Cairo speech was well received in Karachi. Not a single KFC was burnt. 8:33 PM Jun 4th from web
  17. I told the cute bartender-girl that GM Bankruptcy could have an equity effect on regulatory threshold. She looked up and said, "Yeah, so?" 6:40 PM May 22nd from web
  18. How 90's! Threw my old toaster because it only had a 1.2 megapixel camera. 2:02 PM Apr 26th from web
  19. My tweets are so bad, even spammers aren't following me! 6:32 AM Apr 16th from web
  20. I think it's really a bad political move for Obama's dog to run for vice president in 2012. 4:28 PM Apr 14th from web