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  1. "Why is everyone upstairs cackling like crazed hyenas?" "Fart videos on YouTube, I think." "Ah. Typical Wednesday, then."33 minutes ago from Birdhouse
  2. Hm. @gruber linking to one of my blog posts from Daring Fireball doesn't have as much cachet as I'd hoped. I.E., Dad still doesn't like me.10:13 AM Nov 10th from Birdhouse
  3. I brought a forgotten item to the 6YO at school. She gave me a huge hug, "Daddy, you're my hero." No, I'm NOT crying. I have allergies.9:06 AM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  4. Hey! Wake up! #threewordsaftersex3:13 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
  5. Fell asleep again? #threewordsaftersex3:11 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
  6. We saw the Michael Jackson movie. Wife: So much crotch grabbing. What it is with you guys and grabbing your privates? Me: It's complicated.9:55 PM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
  7. New conference call game: slip in Big Lebowski references at random. "Wow, good idea! Reminds me of a rug that really ties a room together."8:29 AM Nov 6th from Birdhouse
  8. Picture day at school for the 6YO. I don't know how to wrangle a curling iron. According to her, I'm now about as useful as a house plant.10:22 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
  9. Adobe Flash: Because I lacked a way to burn my thighs with a laptop while watching a video on the Internet.7:51 AM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
  10. I just typed "I CAN HAZ INDESIGN DOCUMENT NOW, PLZ?" in an IM. Clearly, I've ventured over to the Dark Side.1:01 PM Nov 2nd from Birdhouse
  11. "Where's my Halloween candy?" "I had to sequester it and check for poison." "But it's all in your work bag!" "That's the sequestering area."10:00 AM Nov 1st from Birdhouse
  12. "Daddy, all your stories about Windows ME end with someone's face getting ripped off." "Kids, truth is stranger than fiction."9:33 PM Oct 31st from Birdhouse
  13. "Tell us a scary Halloween story, Daddy!" "OK, kids. One time a long time ago, I had to install a scanner for use on Windows ME."8:22 PM Oct 31st from Birdhouse
  14. There's a guy at this Halloween party dressed like a giant penis. Me: Aren't you glad I didn't do that? Wife: Can't. Answer. Too many jokes.6:26 PM Oct 30th from Birdhouse
  15. Me (fussing at the 6YO): Don't fight people if you don't know the person's name. Me (to the 15YO): Same rule applies to making out, mister.12:00 PM Oct 30th from Birdhouse
  16. A whole lotta awesome here: http://bit.ly/318co211:32 AM Oct 30th from Twitterrific
  17. OK, new rule: the 6 year old is NOT allowed to experiment with free verse on my phone without supervision.6:38 AM Oct 29th from Birdhouse
  18. Daddy is a poopyhead I'm a pretty princess I like his ifone6:33 AM Oct 29th from Birdfeed
  19. People talk about the "fight or flight" reflex, but no one talks about about the "stand motionless in a puddle of urine and scream" reflex.1:05 PM Oct 27th from Birdhouse
  20. Leaf peepin' ain't easy.12:30 PM Oct 24th from Birdhouse