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  1. "I don't take Prozac because it makes me feel better. I take Prozac because it makes other people so much less annoying." 7:59 AM Nov 20th from Birdhouse
  2. "Look, Daddy! The tooth fairy gave me money for my lost tooth!" "Cool." "How many teeth do you think I could lose before I couldn't chew?" 7:00 AM Nov 18th from Birdhouse
  3. Someday I'd like to be as excited about something as the 6YO just was when she lost a tooth. 9:01 PM Nov 17th from Birdhouse
  4. No way @58acres, this (http://yfrog.com/jc13tj) has *clearly* been doctored. Though thank you for cloning out the crack pipe I left there. 7:46 PM Nov 16th from Birdfeed in reply to 58acres
  5. "I'm home!" "Daddy! What did you bring us from Portland?" "Hippies! Meet Sunshine and Larry. Sunshine plays guitar and Larry makes candles." 10:21 AM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  6. Dear people who work in our Portland studio, I'm *super* sorry about what just happened, but no one told me where the restrooms are. —j 8:53 PM Nov 13th from Birdhouse
  7. I and my +3 Vorpal Blade of Shame (an iPhone) in seat 9A to PDX just re-jiggered a server via SSH. Take that, jocks who beat me up in H.S. 12:40 PM Nov 13th from Birdhouse
  8. "Did you pack yet?" "Yep. Underwear. Check. Cisco Catalyst 3650G Metro Switch? Check. Toothbrush? Check." "TSA is going to love you." 7:18 AM Nov 13th from Birdhouse
  9. New rule: every time I have to tell a kid "please hurry" in the AM, I move bedtime up by 5 minutes. So far, everyone will be in bed at 5:10. 6:52 AM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
  10. "Why is everyone upstairs cackling like crazed hyenas?" "Fart videos on YouTube, I think." "Ah. Typical Wednesday, then." 1:23 PM Nov 11th from Birdhouse
  11. Hm. @gruber linking to one of my blog posts from Daring Fireball doesn't have as much cachet as I'd hoped. I.E., Dad still doesn't like me. 10:13 AM Nov 10th from Birdhouse
  12. I brought a forgotten item to the 6YO at school. She gave me a huge hug, "Daddy, you're my hero." No, I'm NOT crying. I have allergies. 9:06 AM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  13. Hey! Wake up! #threewordsaftersex 3:13 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
  14. Fell asleep again? #threewordsaftersex 3:11 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
  15. We saw the Michael Jackson movie. Wife: So much crotch grabbing. What it is with you guys and grabbing your privates? Me: It's complicated. 9:55 PM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
  16. New conference call game: slip in Big Lebowski references at random. "Wow, good idea! Reminds me of a rug that really ties a room together." 8:29 AM Nov 6th from Birdhouse
  17. Picture day at school for the 6YO. I don't know how to wrangle a curling iron. According to her, I'm now about as useful as a house plant. 10:22 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
  18. Adobe Flash: Because I lacked a way to burn my thighs with a laptop while watching a video on the Internet. 7:51 AM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
  19. I just typed "I CAN HAZ INDESIGN DOCUMENT NOW, PLZ?" in an IM. Clearly, I've ventured over to the Dark Side. 1:01 PM Nov 2nd from Birdhouse
  20. "Where's my Halloween candy?" "I had to sequester it and check for poison." "But it's all in your work bag!" "That's the sequestering area." 10:00 AM Nov 1st from Birdhouse