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Patton oswolt is a short stubby hilarious mutherfucker
@trevorchilds I know... Downloaded both. They're still pretty bland but we need to get movin... You bringing the camera tomorrow? ;-)
Neil diamond has WAY too many songs....
Alright... I'm diamonded out.
@trevorchilds can't wait to tell dunn the superdiamond guitarist outshreds him...
... AND strings section....
They're actually pretty good... Full horn section.
How did I end up at a neil diamond cover band concert?n
@pescatello worst tweet ever. who doesn't like bbq.
At T Childs and the beholders concert watching a kenny g lookalike aggressively make out with one really lucky girl.
Can't wait for the Beholders!!! Too bad Trevor Childs is gonna be there...
@ParkerEmmott rent payments will only come in the form of Mugabe money
@trevorchilds u keep calling me a nerd but all of your posts take the form of equations
@trevorchilds to avoid the traffic, I'll probly just have to lay by the beach some more. Maybe go swimming... Oh well...
@trevorchilds I apologize for being a nerd cuz Im staying in a beach house in Malibu. If it makes you feel better, traffic is arse.
Waking up by the beach in Malibu is not a bad thing