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  1. Animation on procrastination - http://bit.ly/2AfOaW - Procrastination is watching this animation.
  2. Know your meme: Auto-tune - http://meme.ly/1fPh9w - with help from @alyankovic
  3. Wx thing I learned from @hodgman: Ground hog sees shadow=longer sun angle=earth is out of its orbit =we will plunge into the sun in 6 weeks.
  4. I've been at work for 4.5 hours now... still sober.
  5. RT @thurrott: "The Call of Duty game we're all waiting for! LOL. http://is.gd/4SAVW "
  6. Nighty-night. Don't let the bed bugs crawl up your anus and lay their eggs.
  7. Seem to have rid the house of mice. Still have a problem with replicants. {Sigh} Time to call a Blade Runner.
  8. Listening to Hodgman audiobook: Cow lying down - rain. Unless part of blood letting ceremony... then cow is just tired - partly cloudy.
  9. The number of the beast has been implanted between my shoulder blades, and a high fiber lunch has been completed. Life is good.
  10. RT @zefrank: "a fired editor's revenge :: http://bit.ly/2eqrZy "
  11. RT @thedayhascome: "It feels so good to be back in my cubicle, because I missed that desperate, impending sense of doom."
  12. Roomba Pac-man - http://bit.ly/UerYG
  13. All right... the FB dating ads are getting even more comical. The models are non-existent freak women.
  14. RT @jdickerson: "Amazing New York story of chance and near death. http://bit.ly/2d8wqG " #longreads
  15. Albino Squirrel Video http://flic.kr/p/7edRqG
  16. @davikes Pardon my OCD... should be 'losing', not 'loosing'.
  17. Maple Tree Fall 2009 http://flic.kr/p/7eaKi9
  18. Leave Pile 2009 http://flic.kr/p/7e6SGV
  19. @jonathancoulton Yah'know that jailbreaking your Iphone is an act of terrorism. Contacting DHS.
  20. RT @aedison: "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. Cookies, mainly. Cookies."