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  1. letting the xbox rest and going outside to rake grass out of the lake.
  2. @isntdre not sarcasm.
  3. @isntdre OMG! I want.
  4. @j3nn1b0t Liar.
  5. @SmileyFace It is Sunday, afterall.
  6. @isntdre =(
  7. @SmileyFace Such is the nature of oceanic climates. =/
  8. @SmileyFace I'll gladly take your rain. It's been so dry here lately.
  9. @isntdre "The photo you were looking for doesn't exist anymore"
  10. "Are you sure this thing is safe to drive?" -Yes.
  11. @AndiSSS Happy Birthday a la twitter, I look forward to tonight and car accidents suck.
  12. I have a birthday party to attend this evening and a lot of stuff to do before that. First, I need to get off my ass.
  13. @SmileyFace LOL.
  14. Hey, Ireland, YOUR GOD IS A DOUCHE!
  15. Also, I want to make #BillSucksMyDick a trending topic. Help? ..."Ohh, Bill, where should I put the falafel?"
  16. Maybe it's too late, but someone needs to set up a few bots that reply to random public accounts with, "That's what she said." #BadIdea
  17. I'm going for a run in the (late)afternoon sun. Maybe that will lighten my spirits.
  18. @SmileyFace RIP, your iPod. I'm mowing the neighbor's lawn for drink money. =)
  19. I bought my Gogol Bordello ticket today, now I'm a pauper. Maybe a stranger will buy me drinks at the show... or not.
  20. @SmileyFace Good luck!