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There is nothing sadder or more hilarious than a Facebook status post about roasting "too much turkey in Cafe World". Wow.about 2 hours agofrom Echofon
MS paint HAS to be the only Microsoft product out there that shall survive the computerpocalypse.about 5 hours agofrom Echofon
Tom Brokaw is Colbert's guest on the 16th. Who hopes that Ed Helms shows up instead?about 5 hours agofrom Echofon
Watched The Office and 30 Rock's Christmas episodes. NardDog + Pete Hornberger = Epicness of the season. Yay loserish middle aged men!about 5 hours agofrom Echofon
Contrast ghost is appearing again. Eyes are not happy. Mayhaps it's time to get a new monitor (noooo!)about 14 hours agofrom Echofon
@youareadickif is following me. Apparently they are "a dick hunter". Not sure if I'm supposed to feel insulted or strangely hilarious.about 14 hours agofrom Echofon
BioI twat when I should be writing a whole bunch of papers instead. I also twat when I'm not supposed to be writing. 160 characters, huh. That is more than I expec