zombiemilne
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Without pain, you do not know that you are alive.
2:32 PM Jun 23rd
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Pain. Simple pain. Never once did it enter into the Wood before, and yet life is filled with pain. Only the dead are completely without.
7:03 AM Jun 22nd
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And Pooh rollled & rolled 'till he was black all over...
6:27 AM Jun 9th
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Who is Sanders? I'm often asked this. Well, he still resides in the woods. Watching. Waiting...
5:47 AM Jun 8th
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Tut, tut, feels like rain.
2:24 PM Jun 5th
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So, in that dark corner of the wood we find, not coincidentally, a large fetid pool of dark molasses.
12:34 PM May 21st
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Did you know that in 1919 a tidal wave of molasses swept through Boston, killed 21 people, and injured 150? I find this strangely amusing.
12:33 PM May 21st
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Within the 100 acre woods is a dark corner. A very dark corner.
12:28 PM May 20th
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AAAAARrrrrrgggggghhhh... My Brain Is Filled With Maggots!
2:36 PM May 12th
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Perhaps I have complained enough. Perhaps it is time to begin writing anew; untainted by the painful distortions of the past...
8:11 PM May 10th
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A hard part of my demise was learning of new entertainments since; having discovered "video", I remain shocked by further "Pooh" travesties
8:10 PM May 10th
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Having discovered "Winnie-the-Pooh on management" in a rubbish bin, I'm inclined to be even further dead than previously reported.
6:53 AM May 8th
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Being dead gives you perspective, if nothing else
6:46 AM May 7th
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The death. The Dead! Ah... And yet I have to be tortured by such as "The Tao Of Pooh"...and horribly..."The Te Of Piglet"...Kill Me AGAIN!
12:19 PM May 6th
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I have decided that Eeyore was likely always somewhat dead.
3:14 PM May 5th
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Poor piglet. Ah piglet. How long, do you think, before he snaps? How long, before only blood and brains will feed his need for revenge?
7:06 AM May 5th
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Poor Christopher Robin. In the end,his education would have been better served by stories of battles with the undead. We will remedy this.
3:56 PM May 4th
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This morning I found myself somewhat deceased. Unable to remedy the situation, I have decided write. As such, we begin... again.
3:42 PM May 4th
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- Name A. A. Milne Dead
- Location Beneath The 100 Acre Woods
- Bio I lived. I died. Yet I write on.
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