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  1. 200,000. whoops. 10 minutes ago from Echofon
  2. Hey, pay me $200,00 and I'll claim I had sex with Mike Rann too. 10 minutes ago from Echofon
  3. So the claim is Rann had sex before marriage ? outrageous. 13 minutes ago from Echofon
  4. actuall headline: Megan Fox Wears Panties, Lifts Foot Above Head . Did she fart? http://tinyurl.com/yaa8447 5:02 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  5. @s_bridges angst. There are perfectly good prescription drugs for that. 4:47 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to s_bridges
  6. @bronska01 It's like this. It's a warm hole you stick your penis in. The rest is unnecessary detail. 4:42 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to bronska01
  7. @mischa76 what's a labia. no man knows what it is anyway 4:28 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to mischa76
  8. @bronska01 @andyblume s entire wardobe is permanently jizz stained 4:20 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to bronska01
  9. @BigHarto I suspect #KevinPM team is drunk 4:15 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  10. Midsomer murders. With that death rate (and bad acting), surely you would move? 4:14 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  11. Drunk Driving is illegal. I suspect drunk twittering should be too. 4:10 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  12. just got my 1000th Britney sucking cock twitter spam. Who the hell hasn't seen a picture of Briney sucking cock. WHo would want to? 4:09 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  13. I hear @tobiasziegler is so manly, his penis has a goatee. 4:05 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  14. I think the Federal Liberal Party should advertise for a leader on Craigslist. Hell, even 4chan. 4:01 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  15. @Murasaki_Claire but will you be able to drive back ? 3:59 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to Murasaki_Claire
  16. @ryanmoore3 Is he wearing mascara ? 3:58 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to ryanmoore3
  17. I found out iinet are bastards. The pay is crap. cunts. 3:57 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  18. beer o'clock can be brutal 3:53 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  19. *hic* 3:53 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  20. A leadership cahllagen in the federal Liberal Party? WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT THAT JOB? 3:53 AM Nov 20th from Echofon