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  1. No need to hit Walmart. The human hordes there are bad enough. RT @kyramax: Where are you guys going for black friday? Walmart? Best Buy? 6:02 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. Zombie 2 for 1 sale all week. We will turn a loved one along with you for half price. 7:02 AM Nov 24th from web
  3. If you could, load up on stuffing this year. For us. 6:58 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. Is it nearly December already? Mall Santas provide us so many possibilities... 6:59 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. Jason left us alone after his mother called him home for dinner. That was anti-climactic. 7:40 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. Getting pursued by Jason is tiresome. But how does one make nice with a voiceless, invincible killing machine? 12:50 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. Jason back on our trail. We're trying to out-relentless each other, and we're stalemated. Also, thousands of teens dead. 6:47 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. But we won, in the end. We think? 6:43 AM Nov 16th from web
  9. Things at Camp Crystal Lake went to hell over the weekend. Jason chopped down nearly 100 of us before we overwhelmed him. 6:42 AM Nov 16th from web
  10. Jason does not care for our tactics, either. This could come to blows. #jasonfriday 11:53 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. Jason prefers quality over quantity, so he stalks teenagers at a sleepaway camp. We're left doing a whole lot of nothing. #jasonfriday 11:09 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. Jason has agreed to let us be his understudies on #jasonfriday. We'll keep you updated on how it goes. 6:28 AM Nov 13th from web
  13. Partnership with Kreuger a bust. We're going to try Jason next, as he is more or less one of us. We expect some hacked limbs. 6:46 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. Our bad. We've been beta-testing a partnership with Freddy Kreuger. RT @darth_awesome: I've had two zombie nightmares in so many weeks. 6:44 AM Nov 9th from web
  15. We see we have a lot more fans. That's good. Come closer and tell us all about it. Closer... 7:46 AM Nov 6th from web
  16. Maine it is. 8:04 AM Nov 5th from web
  17. It is true, @bskinny72, there are Dutch zombies. The sound of their relentless clogs is terrifying. 6:31 AM Nov 4th from web
  18. Lists. Hm. We shall build a list called "food." All of you will be on it. 7:19 AM Nov 2nd from web
  19. Tomorrow's the big day. But... are we scary anymore? Tell me, do we look fat in this? 6:34 AM Oct 30th from web
  20. Seriously, buzz off, @itsaghost. We're not in the mood for your poltergeist shenanigans. 5:36 AM Oct 29th from web