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Zombie Billy Mays here hanging out with Kanye West's dignity.... 6:33 AM Sep 15th from web
Just sent Joe Wilson a case of Mighty Putty to use in whatever way he sees fit. #Joe Wilson 10:09 PM Sep 9th from web
Hanging out with Joe Wilson's career. It loves blow too! #Joe Wilson 10:01 PM Sep 9th from web
I thought I was drunk, but Ted Kennedy has been up here for 24 hours and heaven is already out of Jack Daniels. Luckily he doesn't do blow! 4:39 AM Aug 27th from web
@Candice_Jo I freaked you out? I was just about to send you a case of OrangeGlo..... 10:39 PM Aug 12th from web
RT @michaelwdorris @IAmMsD Mmm...Oreos. Dunk 'em in milk: fantastic. | Quick tip. Dunk Oreos in Blow! It's fantastic....... 4:21 PM Aug 12th from web
@Euida You take a lovely profile pic, but may I suggest putting a little bit of OrangeGlo in your next load of laundry? That or cocaine.... 4:24 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to Euida
@ChaosCubed I've been rather busy. Good news here in heaven, clouds are actually made out of blow! Heaven, I'm in heaven.. 4:11 AM Aug 11th from web in reply to ChaosCubed
@Shandi42 I was cleaning that crack pipe for Amy Winehouse. It worked like a champ! 8:53 AM Aug 8th from web
Who doesn't like to do a little blow? I am not on trial here! 8:51 AM Aug 8th from web
@ChaosCubed @michaelwdorris @dj6ual @Baby_Lexie Thanks for the FolFriday. I would have responded sooner but selling to the dead is hard work 10:40 AM Jul 27th from web in reply to ChaosCubed
@rfcradio How about info on Mighty Putty, Oxiclean, OrangeGlo and Zorbeez?? 10:38 AM Jul 27th from web in reply to rfcradio
@Kat0926 I am a sucker for a pretty face and have a soft spot for mothers. For 1 payment of $19.95 I can get you a Bay City Slider Station! 10:38 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to ChaosCubed
@dj6ual I am glad that Mighty Putty is there when you need it young lady!!! 10:00 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to dj6ual
@michaelwdorris I don't know where you can get apple bottom jeans, but for 2 payments of $19.95 I can get you an Awesome Auger! 9:55 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to michaelwdorris
@dj6ual Pittsburgh loved Mighty Putty! 9:51 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to dj6ual
@somadap I don't know the statistics, but I do know that young Canadians love Oxiclean! 9:48 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to somadap
@sarayelich It may be raining. I can sell you a case of Zorbeez on the cheap! 9:44 AM Jul 22nd from web in reply to sarayelich
I just sold Linda Mccartney 3 cases of Beef Jerky. I still got it!!!! 9:43 AM Jul 22nd from web
Confession time. OrangeGlo is made with moose urine.................. 3:30 AM Jul 21st from web

Name zombiebillymays
Location Great infomercial in the sky.
Bio The zombie of the great pitchman Billy Mays. My body is wrapped in a shroud of ShamWows. I will rise after the 3rd day to convert you all to Oxyclean...