zolora
- What? These aren't quesadillas with guacamole. They're freedom triangles with patriot mush.about 21 hours ago from web
- @bliccy I starred that so hard I created a supernova.about 24 hours ago from web in reply to bliccy
- Eating Mexican leftovers and watching The Twilight Zone. Just like our forefathers.11:14 AM Jul 4th from web
- Going downtown for fireworks tonight. Because what's more American than waiting for hours in a crowd for something inevitably underwhelming?10:08 AM Jul 4th from web
- I'm pretty sure I actually AM too sexy for my free XXL Red Cross blood donor t-shirt.12:01 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @abigvictory I find it impossible to believe that you don't already have a lengthy list of ideas.5:54 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to abigvictory
- Oh, happy Canada Day, Canadians! You guys are all right.
Your geese, though. Your geese are assholes.5:44 PM Jul 1st from web
- If the weather we've been having lately is any indication, Mother Nature's PMSing something fierce.1:17 PM Jul 1st from web
- The gay waiter at the Cheesecake Factory thinks I'm "totally marriage material." So, I have that.7:25 PM Jun 30th from web
- @toldorknown Happy Birthday, sir!2:29 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to toldorknown
- Oh, Hostess cupcakes. You make my heart swell with love and hardening arteries.4:02 PM Jun 29th from web
- Thank you, thank you.10:09 AM Jun 29th from web
- ♫ I hate you, you hate me, hooray for misanthropy ♫10:09 AM Jun 29th from web
- @steelopus I do! but I'm not driving 3 1/2 hours, sorry.3:23 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to steelopus
- Me teaching someone how to cook is like Chuck Norris teaching someone how to hug.9:01 AM Jun 27th from web
- I really want a signature scent. Anyone know of a perfume that captures the essence of wasted potential? And lilacs?8:34 AM Jun 27th from web
- I might be too testy for the internet today. I just told a Facebook status where it could go.10:31 AM Jun 26th from web
- Just made coffee in my new French press. Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you.10:20 AM Jun 26th from web
- Just used my Shamwow for the first time. It was everything I'd hoped it would be.9:25 PM Jun 25th from web
- @jasonpermenter Water. Out my nose.6:08 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to jasonpermenter
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- Name Theresa
- Location NY (not NYC)
- Web http://zolora.tum...
- Bio I collect graduate degrees and complain about things.
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