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  1. @BrettTweets I couldn't have justified the extra cash for Acela if that had been the case. Sigh. 12:28 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to BrettTweets
  2. Huh. You'd think Frank from 30Rock would try to shed his character's look in real life. And you'd be wrong. #minorcelebritiesinunionstation 12:25 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  3. Ahhhh Acela. Worth it. #littleluxury 11:14 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  4. And don't forget my mom. 5:26 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  5. Il Divo's Christmas album's 3 primary audiences: Miracle Ear customers, people who think Olive Garden is authentic Italian and the deaf. 5:26 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  6. Hooked on Fanfarlo, thanks to @whyioughtta. 12:21 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  7. RT @swissmiss: Get a custom NYC Subway sign: http://bit.ly/8A2afb 8:17 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. RT @dkrape: Thx AA, reconsidering travels options RT @Don_Crowther: American Airlines Fires Designer Who Reached To Disgruntled Cust. ht ... 1:41 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. @BrettTweets I always thought Myriad was just too friendly a font for a company run by Steve Jobs. 4:44 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to BrettTweets
  10. RT @whyioughtta: Thing I wrote on Glee's Chris Colfer and his inconsistency on his own sexual orientation. http://bit.ly/KdLAr 3:08 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  11. @Starbucks off McPherson Square is playing "Singing in the Rain." Nice touch. 6:04 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  12. RT @mickjddc @asmith83: So do you feel good when you vote to strip someone's rights away? Or is it more a feeling of self righteousness? 5:57 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  13. Houston update: Parker leads with 39% reporting - http://shar.es/aA5Bo 8:04 PM Nov 3rd from ShareThis.com
  14. RT @thatwhichmatter: Considering costuming your pet this evening? You might be raising a "furkid:" http://j.mp/2TPrgS 12:11 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  15. RT @borderstan Are crepes replacing cupcakes as the latest trendy food for hipsters? http://bit.ly/3OmFEM (via @vastudc) 11:22 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  16. RT @BasisBranding: The moment a man begins to talk about technique that’s proof that he is fresh out of ideas. - Raymond Chandler 10:47 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  17. It's amazing how productive you can be while working in PJs. #hoorayfortelecommuting 10:01 AM Oct 21st from Tweetie
  18. RT @bryanbyczek: if my gay co-worker plays "Poker Face" one more time I am gonna scream. #GivingUsABadName 1:38 PM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  19. Road trips are really just an excuse to eat fast food with reckless abandon. 1:13 PM Oct 15th from Twitterrific
  20. Scary movie afternoon with warm cider, mimosas and @ntkg 12:33 PM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  • Name Paul Zolandz
  • Location Washington, DC
  • Bio I organize my clothes by color and drink espresso with my pinky up.
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