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  1. Everything is bigger in Texas, including the sky: http://is.gd/5CMQD 8:07 PM Dec 26th from Gwibber
  2. I had not seen "Inglourious Basterds." It is pretty sweet. Happy Decemberween, Fuckers. 2:20 AM Dec 24th from Gwibber
  3. That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. 10:25 PM Dec 21st from Gwibber
  4. @pirate_hatty It's me. I totally have your copy of '8 Femme.' I love lesbian movies. Because I am a woman. 6:28 PM Dec 16th from Gwibber in reply to pirate_hatty
  5. Last night I had a dream wherein I referred to a bunch of centipedes as Chilopoda. I am the most winnerest! 12:15 PM Dec 16th from Gwibber
  6. @chelseabot Sadface! 2:01 PM Dec 13th from Gwibber in reply to chelseabot
  7. @kittensquisher I believe that you are referring to your menstrual bleeding. I totally know all about women's reproductive parts! 1:04 AM Dec 12th from Gwibber in reply to kittensquisher
  8. The new beta of Google Chrome for Linux actually feels snappier than the native Fedora_x64 Firefox build. Cool. 9:19 PM Dec 8th from Gwibber
  9. The people behind AdBusters Magazine are morons. 3:16 AM Dec 7th from Gwibber
  10. I hereby officially decree that there will be a Llano trip Thu-Fri, 31st-1st. 2:33 AM Dec 7th from Gwibber
  11. This week's episode of "Bones" is clearly based on "King of Kong." 7:22 PM Dec 5th from Gwibber
  12. It is 54F in my apartment right now. I am wearing wool socks and drinking green tea. I am a happy man. 1:00 AM Dec 5th from Gwibber
  13. I maybe shouldn't have a working fireplace in my apartment. My penchant to torch shit will probably overpower my capacity for common sense. 2:28 AM Dec 4th from Gwibber
  14. @chelseabot I can name about five Twitter apps like that, but they're all for UNIX. So... not super helpful to you. 9:22 PM Dec 3rd from Gwibber in reply to chelseabot
  15. I are planning Llano excursion between Christmas and New Years. Who be in? 5:59 PM Dec 1st from Gwibber
  16. @chelseabot I'm following 17 people. 5:11 PM Dec 1st from Gwibber in reply to chelseabot
  17. I will not eat your head if you agree that I am not a spaceman. 11:40 PM Nov 29th from Gwibber
  18. Never eat anything larger than your head. 11:21 PM Nov 29th from Gwibber
  19. I find roach scurrying across kitchen floor. I trap and kill roach. Roach look like this: http://is.gd/52ke6 and like: http://is.gd/52keM 9:28 PM Nov 23rd from Gwibber
  20. Know anyone how long should take for roach to die in killjar with isopropanol? I think f-er should stop squirming by now. 8:17 PM Nov 23rd from Gwibber