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  1. Black Friday shopping was a huge success. No sleep for 25 hours equals epic Christmas win.
  2. At Walmart. Again, please don't crush or trample me. #BlackFriday
  3. Success at Old Navy! #BlackFriday
  4. My toes are cold. #BlackFriday
  5. If what I'm already seeing is any indication, this is gonna be a crazy #Black Friday. Please don't crush and/or trample me.
  6. The madness begins. I'm not the first person in line for Old Navy. How is this even possible? #BlackFriday
  7. Thanksgiving dinner is finished and eaten, dishes are done. Let the tryptophan coma begin... Wait! I forgot about pie. Time to eat pie.
  8. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. May your turkey be moist and your day full of thanks.
  9. Thanksgiving dinner has been started. Tomorrow will still be a busy day though.
  10. I've had two calls from fax machines today. It stopped being funny right after the fax machine was invented.
  11. Some people always sound like they want to jump off a bridge. Things could be so much worse. They could have an oven in Their living room.
  12. @CompanyManComic It's so hard to find man sizes. Most things seem to be teenage girl sizes disguised as man sizes. I hate buying clothes...
  13. My kitchen floor is installed and my appliances are back where they belong. It's nice not having a dishwasher in my living room.
  14. What is better than the Muppets covering Queen? I dare say nothing. http://zohnerfamily.com/200...
  15. New blog post: Best. Cover. Ever. http://zohnerfamily.com/200...
  16. @joelevi I thought that was brilliant.
  17. @NinevehDinha Using press creds for free food? Awesome. Have fun.
  18. @joelevi Three guys are working on it now. Apparently the guy yesterday just didn't want to do the job. A lazy guy with no teeth. Go figure.
  19. Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of 'Anthropogenic .. http://digg.com/d31AbGF
  20. @nlcast LOL That is awesome...