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  1. VEGAS TOMORROW!!!
  2. There are so many dirty and fat children making noises at the courthouse. #didyouremembertotakeyourbirthcontroltoday
  3. since my class is on machinima tonight, i'm going to skip it because guess what.... HIMYM SLAPSVIGING 2!!!
  4. There's a difference between clit-horny and gspot horny. And I hate that I don't have a mold of @omgkoala's cock to take care of the latter.
  5. Dogs tolerate costumes until they realize they can't shake it off and the camera is out. #notamused - http://pic.gd/6c57a6
  6. @killahmcgillah dude. that episode was so intense. #dexter
  7. @omgkoala what do I get when I'm good?
  8. Found the perfect dress! Off to my gaysian for a cut/trim and see if he can style for me dec. 12!
  9. WTF, no cock shots? http://bit.ly/4ZjCBe
  10. But there's nothing like the strike of 11pm when they open the roof and we get to smoke within walls and a nice fireplace!
  11. Its little tehran and chinatown here tonight. Which means nobody to take home.
  12. Shabu night at the house! Yay!
  13. i think it's cute that my roommate's parents send each other gifts on facebook. yes i friended them and not my own mother...
  14. Probably the closest I'll get to owning a Panda. That can swim. Newfoundland dogs are like BEARS! <3 http://bit.ly/4ZdsDN
  15. harold and ray fiennes go to hong kong. nice... #flashforward
  16. Dakota Fanning is a junior in high school. WTF?
  17. is in love with http://freshbooks.com - it makes freelancing 10000x easier since it forces you to organize everything.
  18. @jennydemilo movie reviews too!
  19. @jennydemilo Yeah I had to use some of my Yelp reviews as writing samples!
  20. @Karim1980 So glad I'm done with it all...