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  1. @AudreyTrouble then there would be absolutely NOBODY to make out with afterwards
  2. Date Night at Garlic Jo's!!!
  3. @AstevenRose Yeah, thanks for pointing out that I have asymmetric eyes. Now I have to go get corrective plastic surgery.
  4. @AstevenRose wtf are you talking about?
  5. @omgkoala I vote for the "plus one" option
  6. @AstevenRose You are such a creeper!
  7. Internet is down at work and they ordered me some Thai for lunch. No work and free lunch. It must be Friday.
  8. I don't know why I thought this meant the SD cards PHYSICALLY dissolved - http://digg.com/d119sRy
  9. @killahmcgillah True, I think alcohol should be ordered at the bar. BTW, that was from @broslife.
  10. "Check should be split equally among bros regardless of what they ordered. If they complain then maybe they shouldn't have had the salad"
  11. I love that T-Swift single because it's a complete reflection of my high school years. Granted, the guys now are rehab or having babies.
  12. @factsnfriction so glad you know what i'm talking about!
  13. i hate it when clients mess around with WYSIWYG editors and then I get stuck vacuuming all the nonsense code for 2 hours.
  14. @theMaykazine I wanna work where you work!
  15. Dude, taking notes on your Word for Mac "Notebook Layout" is so 2006. It's all about Google Docs now.
  16. #keywordsearchoftheday - "como se dice jack in the box en espanol" really?
  17. Do people really pay for this off Craigslist? Plan B Pill for $35 - http://orangecounty.craigsl...
  18. @Theservant53 Big Badda Boom!
  19. Always anxious while watching "The Fifth Element" when they realize how to open the stones.
  20. @zucket YAY! Congrats!