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  1. Mom's a veg, but she lets me make my own dietary and religious decisions. She read me this anyways. I can't read. http://bit.ly/4wNNz Zoey!
  2. Mom picked me up from playschool today. I'm SO TIRED. I can't hardly toddle outside to make poop. Zoey!
  3. No more dog class for a month! How will I obtain mass quantities of CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE????!!! Butt. Zoey!
  4. I smell like a foot. Where's my ball? I napped. Zoey!
  5. I spend 95% of my day here. When I'm not eating squirrels. Zoey! http://twitpic.com/obod6
  6. There are hilarious birds in the tree outside. Walk lady is coming to poop me soon. Zoey!
  7. I'm. Totally. FREAKED OUT. Zoey! http://twitpic.com/mftzy
  8. The lady had to buy tacky paw wax for me. I slide across the wood floors. Go boom. Zoey!
  9. OMG I'm FREAKING OUT. Mom has boxes. Big boxes. I can fit in them. I hope I get packed today. I'm not staying behind! Zoey!
  10. I'm going to the spa with the people this weekend! I get my own robe and special bed and everything! I'll try not to poop in there. Zoey!
  11. @FionaRoebling I go to Grrrrreat Dog! It's hilarious there. I totally school those other kids. Zoey!
  12. @squinte are you coming? Moms ready! Zoey!
  13. SQUIRREL-A-PALOOOOOOOOZA! ZOEY!
  14. Mom! We have to go to sleep so we are ready for the PAWS walk tomorrow!!! Stopppp drrrinnnking! You'll never make it! Zoey!!!
  15. http://bit.ly/hyvlN Zoey!
  16. Zoey!
  17. Nooooo! Playschool was awesome! I don't want to go home with my lame-ass mom! She's such a buzzkill.
  18. I love Sorrento! Zoey! http://twitpic.com/gipg0
  19. Mom! New House New House! I hope Sarah and Todd don't mind that I sleep in the NUDE!! Zoey!
  20. Zoey! http://twitpic.com/g1c1e