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fraying
As my dad always says, people who keep score never feel complete.
12:44 PM July 24, 2008
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hotdogsladies
God, I wish I could pull off wearing wing tips. It's the cowboy hat of shoes; many are called, but few are chosen.
06:36 AM May 15, 2008
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zeldman
Calling it a mens lounge and doing it up in marble doesn't keep the spray from missing the urinal.
03:13 PM May 11, 2008
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wilw
OH "Who was Harrison Ford in that movie? Was he a Jedi?"*facepalm*
10:53 AM May 11, 2008
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hotdogsladies
A big part of preliteracy is finding books that will fit in your mouth.
07:40 AM May 10, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Reading Twitter's public timeline is like proctoring a Turing test while eating a fistful of tainted mescaline. http://xrl.us/WTFTwitter
09:06 PM April 09, 2008
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bonniegrrl
Recently learned from The Simpsons commentary: On Halloween, George Takei answers the door wearing his Star Trek uniform.
10:36 PM April 01, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Salieri would totally have a blog today.
09:51 PM March 30, 2008
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drewm
is listening to Norah Jones, but is not in a birthing pool.
04:28 PM March 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
God enables comments on Genesis: "1. First!" "2. Snake looks fake" "3. Abraham ram = teh lame" "4. LOLCains" "5. Friend me, Creator of man!"
09:34 PM March 24, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"twat" (n.) - Twitter post that self-links to blog post, whitepaper, or webinar on using Twitter to promote yourself. Alt.: author of same.
09:45 AM March 19, 2008
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zeldman
Scheduling a Mexican accessibility panel opposite a keynote is like scheduling trigonometry opposite handjobs.
03:40 PM March 11, 2008
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splorp
Heading down for some breakfast. Got the growlies all of a sudden.
08:31 AM March 10, 2008
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mdelfs
The best group on Facebook ever: "I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head"
02:25 PM February 13, 2008
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bsag
Just found myself saying "Whoa! Look at the meters on that!" like some crazed female version of Bender from Futurama.
06:42 PM January 03, 2008
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splorp
The air freshener in the men’s room has been recently replaced. Now it smells like a My Little Pony with bowel discomfort exploded in there.
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03:01 PM December 20, 2007
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VRWorkplace
Virtual worlds will actually increase and improve human interaction.Feeling like you're "with" your friends and colleagues despite distance.
08:00 AM November 06, 2007
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