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  1. @robkroese Wait-thought you stopped because your finger fell off & you couldn't type or something. Instead you've been playing guitar?!?! 5:58 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to robkroese
  2. Why am I still awake? It's too hot in my room to sleep. The fan is so wobbly I'm afraid it will fall and kill me if I turn it on. 11:01 PM May 17th from web
  3. 3 months deep into my research of whether there's credence to the rumor that Bigfoot used to date the Loch Ness Monster. Book out in June. 10:48 AM May 8th from web
  4. Wondering why the randomest things set Nate off into hysterics. Just now? "Toaster" 10:10 AM May 5th from web
  5. @mrschicken Love that one! 10:08 AM May 5th from web in reply to mrschicken
  6. I *heart* bagel chips 8:44 AM Apr 14th from web
  7. @robkroese The email list signup doesn't work. Maybe it just doesn't like ME. 8:44 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to robkroese
  8. @jason1044 The real question is: Why do fritos smell like inkjet printer ink? 10:47 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to jason1044
  9. Waiting for the warm to come back, tired of clouds!! 10:36 AM Apr 9th from web
  10. My heart hurts 4:39 PM Apr 8th from web
  11. Oh, Maddie. I want to post the March of Dimes widget too. Does anyone have the html? 4:38 PM Apr 8th from web
  12. Ugh, why am I up at 6:30?!!!?!? 5:38 AM Mar 29th from web
  13. LOL at the baby trying to figure out how to control her hands. "Did I just stab myself in the eye w/a pacifier? Damn!" 7:52 AM Mar 24th from web
  14. Did I really misspell "severe?" That's pathetic. 10:08 PM Mar 22nd from web
  15. Sever shooting pain in right shoulder/neck/arm. Same as before. Great. Please, please, please let me just have slept on it wrong. 3:10 PM Mar 16th from web
  16. Putting off going to the post office. But I finally finished my project!!! 4:00 PM Mar 15th from web
  17. @bhockeyjesus I just mailed you a pocketful of unicorns. I hope the air holes in the box are big enough... 3:59 PM Mar 15th from web in reply to bhockeyjesus
  18. @byflutter Ah, good ol' Steve. I think we took HS biology together. 3:57 PM Mar 15th from web in reply to byflutter
  19. My HAIR smells like durian fruit. Going to kill Hui... 8:56 AM Mar 11th from web
  20. Durian fruit? No redeeming qualities. 10:36 PM Mar 10th from web