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  1. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Xmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present."
  2. To call someone a zombie is now politically incorrect. The new and proper term shall be Reanimated Human Corpse American.
  3. @johncmayer But can you list the three?
  4. @SarahKSilverman You're pretty great too for coming down here to lend a hand.
  5. "Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire." -- Unknown
  6. Every time I go to the beach and play soccer with a girl, some mean gang ruins our fun and later I learn karate. *queue theme music*
  7. @Pogonina I read your column. Which books ate the "good" ones?
  8. ...take the plan, spin it sideways! ♫ http://blip.fm/~goakj
  9. Retirement party going strong. Tomorrow is gonna hurt.
  10. @shockozulu @corybooker @nprpolitics @sarahksilverman @njfirefighting @WBGO @ninapilar @docbrite Ppl, places, things. All good :) #FF
  11. @AmericasIdol @Badnews84 @YaBoyJavi @znt @LawsonJennifer @CanDayCee @amreicasidol @tomdanger @hiphopruckus @hiphopbase @lolasims RT #ff
  12. #nottosayonfirstdate "Could you ask your sister if she wants to see Radiohead this Saturday?"
  13. @docbrite Your bio of CL was a book I didn't want to buy, but YOU wrote it, so I did.
  14. Sitting in the dentist's waiting room, tears and shrieks of pain at the ready. #thepriceofawinningsmile
  15. @houseofprince Wear what you would for yoga, but with non-slip footwear.
  16. "I have a confession to make. I've slept with members of my staff," said to me by a friend who's self employed. *roflwaffles*
  17. Enough of this. I'm going home to play Super Mario Bros Wii.
  18. What has roots, yet taller than trees?It never grows, but up, up it goes!
  19. @Badnews84 2012 was the best movie I've seen all year. It's a bit predictable, but fun.
  20. @shockozulu My wife and I try to catch a flick weekly and have been disappointed this year up until watching 2012 2nite. Great job, man!