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  1. @bigger_idiot WELCOME TO MY WORLD. You can curse the sky if you like, you'll feel better :)
  2. @jeweljk The sun has a heartbeat? That's beautiful! Please put it into a song :)
  3. Brb, making this theory chapter my bitch.
  4. @andnowyoutellme Not yet! If it didn't involve moving from the couch I'd be all over it :)
  5. Diet Coke, check. Top Model marathon, check. Hangover can commence.
  6. Going to friend's wedding tonight! Have a bright yellow dress and pink flowers for my hair. I love being a girl.
  7. Tonight I 1) Made out with super hot guy, 2) Had potato & egg taquitos. With hash browns. I'm embarrassed to say which one excited me more.
  8. Every1 should fake a British accent when they go out. It gets you a lot of free stuff. Unless ur me.Then just use ur regular voice i guess.
  9. @AKHicklin For dinner I had two beers. I think you should cook for me!
  10. @jessbradley ISN'T IT AMAZING?!? Please please please try not to spoil yourself, it's even more amazing when you don't know what's coming!
  11. So there's cereal that tastes like fruit, candy, and cookies. Where's my cereal that tastes like Doritos?
  12. Guys, who do I blame for my Selena Gomez dream last night? I am asking some very specific guys.
  13. I, @zhouyi, holder of advanced degrees and speaker of multiple languages, just spent a good 35 seconds with my hand stuck in a salsa jar.
  14. 4th July party. Cons: Drank too much beer, so so full. Pros: Managed to not get kicked out of the country.
  15. Managed to cross 2 things off my to-do list so far! Though possibly only because I listed 'brunch' and 'pool'.
  16. @jeweljk Me too! And I hear your words in my head: "Self, why are you awake again, it's 1 am."
  17. @AKHicklin Niiiiice! So you stayed in Dallas? Miss you! Glad we got to chat :)
  18. @jessbradley YES YES. Though it feels like getting punched in the heart.
  19. Post-apocalyptic nap-nightmares are NOT OKAY. Now I remember why I stopped taking naps.
  20. Kid, when you show up 15 minutes late for the test but clutching a fresh Starbucks, well, I'm not sure how much sympathy you were expecting.