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  1. @professormortis I know!
  2. @MovieMike But--but--he was the best thing about the damn movie!
  3. @kwmurphy Fan-gush: MST3K: SC vs. the Martians and Santa Claus are two of my favorite holiday specials. So, thanks. :)
  4. @joe_hill There is mention of "mall Santas," but the real deal is valuable, kidnapped, and ultimately triumphant.
  5. @joe_hill Santa flat out exists. His existence is such a certainty that Rip Taylor-ish newscasters deliver shows out of his workshop.
  6. @LBJeffries I'm still pushing for "fucktastrophe."
  7. Nothing like spam to muck up your day when you're waiting for an e-mail that may or may not ever come.
  8. @NoelMu My car door was nearly frozen shut this morning! Tis the season...
  9. @seanoneal And we can look forward to @The_AV_Club hitting Nightline 14 yrs from now, when the show is administered by lethal injection.
  10. @GenevieveKoski Wha game?
  11. @paperlung Or better, sorry, Leon.
  12. @paperlung Um. The Professional.
  13. @sepinwall I think I graded it a little high, but damn if that didn't make me glad to be watching the show again.
  14. @tvoti Hey, happy birthday!
  15. Just saw an ad for next season of 24. And I got excited. It's a sickness, I tells ya!
  16. @professormortis Eh. This time of year, it's generally better to plan ahead.
  17. @patchworkearth Let @kphipps3000 know.
  18. @alisonwillmore Understandable emotional response, but you'd be better served by now contemplating what else you can complain about and get.
  19. @ofinfinitejest 215 comments on the Inv, 176 comments on the Gift Guide--that's low for us.
  20. Whoa, nobody's commenting @The_AV_Club today. Is everybody still struggling out of turkey-induced comas?