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  1. @CosiCosi the wife and I are. Send us your email address so we can add youabout 5 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to CosiCosi
  2. @stephie1DER you read correctly. A floating chicken head. I should probably point out the chicken head is a baloon...7:52 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter in reply to stephie1DER
  3. There's a floating chicken head on our apartment. It's kinda creepy6:45 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
  4. @blue_tear traffic?6:15 PM Jul 8th from UberTwitter in reply to blue_tear
  5. My wife just made the lotion bottle to sneeze on me. I love her <31:09 AM Jul 8th from UberTwitter
  6. @koalastar happy early birthday!9:32 PM Jul 6th from UberTwitter in reply to koalastar
  7. @blue_tear welcome! <32:53 PM Jul 5th from UberTwitter in reply to blue_tear
  8. Happy 4th of july!5:17 PM Jul 4th from txt
  9. Cat vomit on the shag carpet. Today is off to a fantastic start...9:48 AM Jul 4th from UberTwitter
  10. @CosiCosi I haven't been there in years. Gorgeous isn't it5:23 PM Jul 2nd from UberTwitter in reply to CosiCosi
  11. @baudot oh wow. That's awesome2:13 PM Jul 2nd from UberTwitter in reply to baudot
  12. Somehow made it to work on time...2:19 PM Jul 1st from UberTwitter
  13. Notice how there are white towels behind him yet he chooses to lie on the black clothes? Conspiracy I tell you! http://mypict.me/65uy1:33 PM Jun 27th from UberTwitter
  14. I swear its a conspiracy among all cats to lie on our black clothes for some nefarious purpose I have yet to discover1:28 PM Jun 27th from UberTwitter
  15. @JinxedArt not you too! Hope you feel better9:14 PM Jun 26th from UberTwitter in reply to JinxedArt
  16. @koalastar oh dear, I foresee a hangover in your future lol12:20 AM Jun 26th from UberTwitter in reply to koalastar
  17. zomg! Just had a delicious dinner with the wife. Marinated pot roast, spiced potatoes and broccoli. My stomach is distended from all the ...7:52 PM Jun 23rd from UberTwitter
  18. Me: I must love you...Her: why because the sweater you lent me is up my butt crack?1:49 PM Jun 20th from UberTwitter
  19. At the emergency room with alana for a staph infection. Keeping my fingers crossed that it's not to serious :(10:50 PM Jun 19th from UberTwitter
  20. Urge to kill people at work rising...10:46 PM Jun 18th from UberTwitter