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  1. "What you need is around you. The only danger is inside you." Mike Portnoy
  2. http://inspiro.tumblr.com/
  3. "Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change himself. " Leo Tolstoy
  4. Man sitting on a stool in a back alley stirring urn of watery, cloudy liquid between his legs. I think it is home made barley...
  5. Still grumpy. Still at the office. But music and jack hammers have FINALLY stopped.
  6. We often mistake "simplistic" for "simple".
  7. I HATE the endless noise in Singapore. I HATE to have to subject myself to MORE noise (music) just to drown out theirs. I am going deaf.
  8. A Style magazine editor said at a Calvin Klein launch on Fri: "These mens briefs are just like womens panties..."
  9. Just burnt my foot with a piece of broccoli. I can has squishy blister... ("broccoli" spells funny)
  10. The flagella is too short - unlikely to be human.
  11. Few rules = happier life. Shoulds and superstitions are rules too.
  12. There will never be enough time, rest or balance. I'll just have to get on with it...
  13. Spotted on tumblr: "taser them all and let someone else sort it out"
  14. Education funding is still f*cked in Oz. Here's a creative underscoring of the problem http://tinyurl.com/yhawk2z
  15. Social media runs on "social". Businesses can never leverage social media until they acknowledge the human side of business. We wait.
  16. Discover your life's purpose in 20 minutes: http://tinyurl.com/ftrun
  17. The world reflected in rainwater puddles (and shiny car bodies) always seem more real.
  18. People will do what is fun. http://tinyurl.com/ylyj29j Next: make saving the environment fun. Make ethical business fun. Make niceness fun..
  19. Barbie needs to lose weight. Is this a set-up or prank? http://tinyurl.com/yks55lo
  20. Sad faded piƱatas who will never know what it is like to be whacked...