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A Style magazine editor said at a Calvin Klein launch on Fri: "These mens briefs are just like womens panties..."about 5 hours agofrom web
Just burnt my foot with a piece of broccoli. I can has squishy blister... ("broccoli" spells funny)5:21 AM Nov 5thfrom web
The flagella is too short - unlikely to be human.5:20 AM Nov 5thfrom web
Few rules = happier life. Shoulds and superstitions are rules too.6:12 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
There will never be enough time, rest or balance. I'll just have to get on with it...6:54 PM Nov 1stfrom web
Spotted on tumblr: "taser them all and let someone else sort it out"7:32 AM Oct 29thfrom web
Social media runs on "social". Businesses can never leverage social media until they acknowledge the human side of business. We wait.10:01 AM Oct 20thfrom web
Jack hammers have started outside my window at the office. Again. Every single waking moment in Singapore seems to be noisy.8:09 PM Sep 27thfrom web
Mind naps are useful before and after mind maps.11:04 PM Sep 2ndfrom web
Happiness is the corner pieces of a block of fried tofu.10:58 PM Sep 2ndfrom web
No matter how hard we try to anticipate the responses and reactions of others, they always come back with something completely unexpected!10:57 PM Aug 31stfrom web