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"What you need is around you. The only danger is inside you." Mike Portnoy11:20 PM Nov 18thfrom web
"Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change himself. " Leo Tolstoy1:46 AM Nov 17thfrom web
Man sitting on a stool in a back alley stirring urn of watery, cloudy liquid between his legs. I think it is home made barley...6:49 PM Nov 15thfrom web
Still grumpy. Still at the office. But music and jack hammers have FINALLY stopped.6:47 AM Nov 12thfrom web
We often mistake "simplistic" for "simple".9:27 PM Nov 11thfrom web
I HATE the endless noise in Singapore. I HATE to have to subject myself to MORE noise (music) just to drown out theirs. I am going deaf.7:53 PM Nov 10thfrom web
A Style magazine editor said at a Calvin Klein launch on Fri: "These mens briefs are just like womens panties..."7:27 PM Nov 8thfrom web
Just burnt my foot with a piece of broccoli. I can has squishy blister... ("broccoli" spells funny)5:21 AM Nov 5thfrom web
The flagella is too short - unlikely to be human.5:20 AM Nov 5thfrom web
Few rules = happier life. Shoulds and superstitions are rules too.6:12 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
There will never be enough time, rest or balance. I'll just have to get on with it...6:54 PM Nov 1stfrom web
Spotted on tumblr: "taser them all and let someone else sort it out"7:32 AM Oct 29thfrom web
Social media runs on "social". Businesses can never leverage social media until they acknowledge the human side of business. We wait.10:01 AM Oct 20thfrom web
