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  1. Yes; still alive. The CA bar exam almost killed me. Take the MPRE's Fri. (Ethics.) BTW, there are a lot of hot chicks in CA--who knew?
  2. @bodinejethro: I heard being a Hollywood film director is a good way to meet girls.
  3. @bodinejethro: Is it "cypher" or "cipher"? Not all of us have the benefit of a Harvard (Mississippi) education.
  4. GQ and Esquire are trying to bring back those skinny, JFK suits. Start the devolution without me!
  5. You know that song "Turning Japanese"? I think I am turning into an old Jewish guy. Don't think there is a song in that...
  6. Silence of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to have a menage a trois with Shields and Yarnell.
  7. Chamber of Love: 25 hotts: Take your pick one of these guys:http://tiny.cc/0vN7R
  8. Chamber of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on--one of these guys:http://tiny.cc/0vN7R underwear, etc...
  9. Barbershop Quartet of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to pull a train on a group of...wait...polygamy laws...
  10. Minarette of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on the Muezzin and pick up his dirty underwear for the rest of their lives.
  11. Gregorian Chant of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on a Benedictine monk &...wait that does not work...
  12. Halftime Show of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on the OSU band drum major and pick up his underwear forever.
  13. Polka of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on Weird Al Yankovic and pick up his dirty underwear for the rest of their lives.
  14. Bel Canto of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on Jerry Vale and pick up his dirty underwear for the rest of their lives.
  15. Calypso of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on Harry Belafonte and pick up his dirty underwear for the rest of their lives.
  16. Zydeco of Love: 25 hotts catfight over who gets to bob on Buckwheat Zydeco and pick up his underwear for the rest of their lives.
  17. @TheGrotto Tweets: What about the Pepsi Generation? I blame them for everything that has happened since 1963.
  18. You know what I like about air travel? The pilot doesn't want to die, either.
  19. #inaperfectworld: "You remind me of my dad" would be a compliment.
  20. @TheGrottoTweets: What happens after Generation Z? I am guessing, "4 Horsemen of Apocalypse." Hope I am wrong!