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  1. Link: Teen falls in manhole while texting - City sez her own stupid 2 blame, OMG, plans to sewer. http://tumblr.com/xhg2b56rn
  2. withinluwithoutlu: Sucks man, my condolences. Hey, if it’s any consolation, so am I!  I separate informally... http://tumblr.com/xhg27bmns
  3. Photo: civilianpanic: Gratz man, that’s awesome! In other news, where the hell have you been?  Am I blocked... http://tumblr.com/xhg26urmh
  4. Bernie Madoff sentenced to 150 Years - (via notthatkindagay) If I were the shameless type, this is where I... http://tumblr.com/xhg26sfqi
  5. Link: NYC landlords not willing to rent to Ruth Madoff - She’s not likely to find assistance from the local... http://tumblr.com/xhg26r7t2
  6. Link: US tourist in Germany follows outdated GPS instruction into oncoming traffic - Disaster was averted... http://tumblr.com/xhg26r5kh
  7. Link: Man arrested for raping prostitutes - He is being held without bail pending a decision on whether he’ll... http://tumblr.com/xhg26r1ux
  8. @bkbkbk A shooting?! I'll call the police right now, hold on! They'll be there fast, they're probably in the unmarked car behind you...
  9. Link: Armed men steal half-eaten sandwich - Victim offered no resistance, as he had no intentions of playing... http://tumblr.com/xhg25saxt
  10. Link: KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed - The Aristocrats! http://tumblr.com/xhg25sar1
  11. Link: State Park manager fired for sexual harassment of mermaid - Claims that it shouldn’t be a crime to try... http://tumblr.com/xhg25sak5
  12. Link: Morning fire at swinger's club forces some to flee naked - Fire investigators say the blaze was fueled... http://tumblr.com/xhg2589h7
  13. Link: Gang of geriatric kidnappers arrested - You haven’t seen everything until you’ve senior grandmother in... http://tumblr.com/xhg2584sh
  14. Link: FDA classifies Cheerios as a drug - FDA also issues warning that some street Cheerios have been cut... http://tumblr.com/xhg24jm40
  15. Link: Former glamour model faces jail for serial bigamy - Captain Crunch and Count Chocula among the ranks of... http://tumblr.com/xhg24if5a
  16. Link: Traveler Detained For Carrying "Too Much" Cash Sues TSA - TSA reportedly in no danger of being sued for... http://tumblr.com/xhg24iee9
  17. Link: Two thirds of teens think reality TV is more important than God - The joke is on them, once they... http://tumblr.com/xhg24hj03
  18. Link: Pilot buries helicopter crash survivor in sand - Just when you think Jeff Probst has run out of... http://tumblr.com/xhg24hbyr
  19. Link: Man wearing women's bathing suit arrested in Ohio - Charged with failing to properly bikini wax before... http://tumblr.com/xhg1zr7od
  20. Link: Chewing gum bandits arrested - Suspects were unable to Excel at their chosen craft, will have a hard... http://tumblr.com/xhg1zr5wq