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  1. Best Man rigs Newlywed's bed to Tweet during sex - Will be limited to 140-thrusts per session. http://tumblr.com/xhg4t4f6x about 5 hours ago from Tumblr
  2. School principal bans the word 'meep', threatens suspension for violators - Beaker, Road Runner unavailble... http://tumblr.com/xhg4t47ih about 5 hours ago from Tumblr
  3. Decals of housefly in urinal bowls reduce spillage rates - I don’t know why he’d pee on a fly. I guess he’ll... http://tumblr.com/xhg4t44vm about 5 hours ago from Tumblr
  4. Christmas decoration found in cat - The vet estimates the cat has used up tree of its nine lives. http://tumblr.com/xhg4t3vwr about 5 hours ago from Tumblr
  5. gompr: Reblogged for LEGO!!! http://tumblr.com/xhg4t2y5n about 6 hours ago from Tumblr
  6. Q:If E=MC^2 what does G= ? A:G = (6.67428 +/- 0.00067) * (10^-11)m^3 kg^-1 s^-2No... http://formspring.me/ralphabet/q/1948690 #formspringme about 7 hours ago from formspring.me
  7. Q:A ship sets off at a bearing of 070de... A:Is it rape if no one can hear it happ... http://formspring.me/ralphabet/q/1947344 #formspringme about 7 hours ago from formspring.me
  8. Q:Sam uses 140g of flour to bake 12 cak... A:Using less than 12g of flour per bake... http://formspring.me/ralphabet/q/1946698 #formspringme about 7 hours ago from formspring.me
  9. Q:Team Edward, or Team Jacob? A:While I know what this refers to, I have not read ... http://formspring.me/ralphabet/q/1748404 #formspringme about 7 hours ago from formspring.me
  10. Q:If x=hours spent learning algebra, y=an artistic career and... A:Kate, is that you? http://formspring.me/ralphabet/q/1741584 #formspringme about 7 hours ago from formspring.me
  11. Q:How dare you? A:I dare to dare. How could I do less? http://formspring.me/ralphabet/q/1707694 #formspringme about 7 hours ago from formspring.me
  12. formspring.me - How dare you? I dare to dare. How could I do less? If x=hours spent learning algebra, y=an... http://tumblr.com/xhg4t234i about 7 hours ago from Tumblr
  13. Audio: mattpayton: /obligatory Pogues reblog http://tumblr.com/xhg4t1p16 about 7 hours ago from Tumblr
  14. Santa, Reindeer, Star of David - jhnbrssndn: If we’re putting up crescent moons, I also demand green clovers... http://tumblr.com/xhg4t1mw1 about 7 hours ago from Tumblr
  15. Photo: notthatkindagay: http://tumblr.com/xhg4t1iuj about 7 hours ago from Tumblr
  16. Sarah Jessica Parker kicked by cow on film set - The cow later apologized, said they they were both horsing... http://tumblr.com/xhg4spm7d about 18 hours ago from Tumblr
  17. Serial butt-sniffer on the loose in Plymouth - The cheek of him! http://tumblr.com/xhg4spjgy about 18 hours ago from Tumblr
  18. Photo: (via livejamie) The proof is in the pixels!!! :D http://tumblr.com/xhg4spb8u about 19 hours ago from Tumblr
  19. "Everybody hates me because I’m so universally liked." - › Peter de Vries (via @livejamie) “It is by will... http://tumblr.com/xhg4spat6 about 19 hours ago from Tumblr
  20. T-shirts seized after local business owners complain - First they came for the t-shirts, and I did not speak... http://tumblr.com/xhg4sftrv 5:53 PM Dec 18th from Tumblr