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- Went from "I think I'm getting sick" to "blaaaarghdead" in about an hour and a half. When my immune system fails it does so with gusto.about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
- The Audi A4 has a ridiculously low roof. I guess the comfortably-off are a short demographic.1:52 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- It is colder in Brisbane this morning than it is in Geelong, and the air con on the bus is on the blink, and set to maximum chill. Help!2:35 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Fea's birthday present from the universe: a cold! Feeling generous, it gave Noah the same thing. The universe is a jerk.2:01 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Man, I want to load Steve Fielding into a cannon and shoot him into the sun.10:02 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- It appears as though I have jinxed it.3:47 AM Jul 13th from web
- We've had a week straight of really good nights out of Noah now. I don't want to jinx it by celebrating, but woooooooooo8:45 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Even if Daniel Rich does not develop any further, as his doubters assert, he will, I am certain, remain the pick of the draft.3:14 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Also: go the Lions!3:08 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Home time! I was doing laps of the Gabba with a milk crate in one hand & posters & a tape gun in the other at one point. I am tired.3:08 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Bed time! Be good, baby. (He has been all week!)5:47 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- I just spoke to Nigel Lappin! Woooo!11:27 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Goodness. Geelong has Ablett, Varcoe, Ling, Scarlett, Kelly and Milburn out. If we turn up to play tomorrow night we might actually win.7:56 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- You would think that if you could translate "detailed programmatic specificity" into any language, it would be German.12:40 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- I just saw a girl with skin so pale she looked like a ghost. She must work hard to maintain that complexion in Queensland.12:12 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- I wonder if a hypnotist could remove the phrase "burger with the lot" from my vocabulary.8:45 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- Noah has been very, very good the past few nights. Keep it up, little man!4:20 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- "Are you selling pies, mate?" "No, I'm giving them away at the end of this junior clinic." "Oh. Respect!"9:22 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- @vivzilla Wooo! Who's your new patron?6:28 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to vivzilla
- Just saw a dude wearing a shirt that read "Fuck world trade" considering storage solutions with his girlfriend in Ikea.8:48 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
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- Name Andrew
- Location iPhone: -27.459930,153.034348
- Bio I wish. It's machine code.
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