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jmspool
Group Activities to Demonstrate Usability and Design - http://is.gd/3x6V
08:12 AM October 05, 2008
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triviabot
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
02:01 AM October 03, 2008
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aworkinglibrary
"Tolerance" can be such an ugly word sometimes.
06:38 PM October 02, 2008
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clapifyoulikeme
I wonder if she'll charge the outer continental shelf for its rape test.
06:35 PM October 02, 2008
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jimray
Wait. So, holding out on a $700B bailout until another $106B in tax breaks gets added makes you a fiscal conservative? What a country!
05:14 PM October 02, 2008
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toldorknown
Grabbing focus for a reminder while I'm typing? That's irritating.
With a button focused so the space I typed dismisses? That's Lotus Notes
10:05 AM October 02, 2008
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Moltz
Maybe it's just me, but, you see, personally, I don't find the Palin clips "funny" because, well, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK???
10:43 PM October 01, 2008
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beep
Dear iPhone autocorrection: thanks, "Whitelyst" will do nicely as my next 80s cover band name.
03:07 PM October 01, 2008
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thedayhascome
Dating someone who is divorced is like shopping at a thrift store.
Hidden stains, funny smells and a stretched out neck hole.
12:47 PM October 01, 2008
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chockenberry
"Thanks to everyone who provided us constructive feedback on this matter." http://developer.apple.com/...
08:19 AM October 01, 2008
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beep
Marcotte's Law: As a speaking engagement approaches, the probability of discovering a stain on one's pants approaches 1.
01:08 PM September 30, 2008
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fedge
I'm quitting the Internet to learn farming and guns. You know – the jobs of the future.
12:35 PM September 30, 2008
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badbanana
Let's all agree that UNICYCLE is our new stock market safe word.
10:54 AM September 30, 2008
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simplebits
You know what I love? When an email has 1 attachment. And that attachment is a company logo in the signature.
07:36 AM September 30, 2008
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jmspool
Today was one approach to solving the Capital Gains Tax problem.
01:43 PM September 29, 2008
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strutting
Wishing I had bought more melodrama when I had the chance. Looks like it's waaaay up.
01:38 PM September 29, 2008
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InsoOutso
Restaurant supply catalogs are my porn. Soft stainless skin and butcher block bodies as far as the pot can steam. One day, my pet.
10:19 AM September 29, 2008
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