zeldman
Car crash on corner. Two cars, bodies, totaled. Cops, ambulance. Chinese family from nearby UN Mission grinning in appropriately at carnage.
| I've been the only one in the office for most of today. I could turn naked summersaults on the conference table if I felt like it. And did. |
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| @globalhermit It certainly is. Had to shut it off. I Should Have Known Better. |
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| Blasting Wire "154" in big sunlit otherwise deserted office. |
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| "Internet humor" memes remind me of Sherman from Accounting wearing a "More Cowbell" t-shirt on "Casual Friday." |
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| A collection letter from the attorney of my ex-landlord FTW. |
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| This interface looks like somebody ate Facebook and forgot to flush. |
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| I'm the same age as Steve Jobs and I want the media to show me the same respect. |
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| @kissane Drixoral, baby! It works. But you have to undergo a strip search before they'll sell it to you. |
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| No one is "underprivileged." Kill this absurd LBJ-era euphemism. The word is "poor." Say it. Understand it. Do something about it. |
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| Just submitted a massively important proposal to a potential client. So scary! It was like having unprotected sex. |
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| Happy Cog is in the house. |
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| Soaking wet like everyone else in this airconditioned crosstown bus. Isn't this what killed Beethoven? |
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| Dropped doggie off for his ultrasound. Walking southwest in the rain. |
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| Echinacea, C, Advil and Claritin make no dent in head cold. Must take dog to vet in heavy rain. Can't stay home in bed today. Sniff. |
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| Our three-year-old loves to eat high fiber bars. Coals to Newcastle. |
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| @andreayager Thanks! |
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| Coming down with a sore throat and cold. |
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| Every genuine artist fears the day his talent dies. Hemingway shot himself, Ingmar Bergman quit directing, Mike Myers made The Love Guru. |
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| Woke at 3AM with mean little headache. Lay there. Got up. Drank H20, applied hot washcloth. At 4:30, serenaded by Stan Getz, finally slept. |
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