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  1. Coke Zero is its own roofie. What? That doesn't need to make sense. I had a bunch and I'm sleepy. Ugh. You know what? Fuck you, Jerry. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. It's possible that "Bob Loblaw's law blog" is the zenith of all comedy. That and the Newman's Own Light Balsamic salad dressing blurb. about 11 hours ago from web
  3. My mother dropped the female tradition of my family, which is to inexplicably decorate in rooster, but I plan on picking up the slack. 12:21 AM Nov 27th from web
  4. My new job as a canvasser for health care reform didn't go over too well with the extended family. Happy Thanksgiving! 6:51 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. Via @tilde, it turns out I can, in fact, avoid a Richard Castle book in real life. http://bit.ly/castleheat Done and done. And I mean done! 10:57 AM Nov 26th from web
  6. @tilde Awesome! I love avoiding reading stuff! 10:21 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to tilde
  7. I watch and mostly enjoy 'Castle,' but I get distracted when I consider how fervently I'd avoid reading a Richard Castle book in real life. 12:27 AM Nov 26th from web
  8. It's, ♫ Little Bites! Little Bites of muffin! You put 'em in your mouth and then you chew and then you're done! Little Bites of muffin! ♫ 4:47 PM Nov 25th from web
  9. David came very close to remembering my Little Bites jingle. Very close. But not quite. http://ow.ly/FIFr 4:47 PM Nov 25th from web
  10. @CrazedDrScott Because Fox is the Grinch of all networks. 4:38 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to CrazedDrScott
  11. I routinely get the jingle for "Little Bites," (the bite-sized muffins) stuck in my head. You may not know it, because I made it up. 1:18 AM Nov 25th from web
  12. @dylanwins Yep. He has a few lines. 12:52 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to dylanwins
  13. Are you all being extra charming right now, or is it the wine making me star all your tweets? There's a sentence that won't last the ages. 11:11 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. @nictate @zhandlen There are many redeemable elements to that movie, but you do have to make it through a 10 min trial-by-fire. 9:23 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to nictate
  15. The handsome ship waiter in '2012' is Daren, a fellow UCI Alum. He would routinely touch my head scar as a hello. That's right. Head scar. 9:22 PM Nov 24th from web
  16. @nictate @zhandlen (Mind if I interject?) I think the nadir is "your eggo is preggo." I'd take "babies get borned" over that any day. 9:13 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to nictate
  17. @atencio Oh, yeah? Well, I'm unemployed, but my college degree is being held for ransom by my college. So it can't laugh at me. IN YO FACE. 3:33 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to atencio
  18. RT @danforthfrance: You wanna know what desperate company owns http://www.netfflix.com with two 'f's? Click and find out. Seriously. Tak ... 8:57 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. @zhandlen http://www.neighborhoodies.... 5:13 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to zhandlen
  20. @zhandlen ::slow clap:: 5:09 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to zhandlen