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  1. @mpiaskoski I'm trying to figure a rewording or something, because my ACTUAL gf asked me something similar! about 16 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to mpiaskoski
  2. @willaB I can throw them off the scent by drawing you as a 5ft black woman. about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to willaB
  3. Hey, sometimes you just need to hear the theme song to Terms of Endearment: http://x.imeem.com/ROWhEDA7l3 about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific
  4. @willaB Is it perfect right now? IS IT? about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to willaB
  5. ALSO! I'm looking for new Qs for my advice column! http://bit.ly/5v7IjT about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  6. Hey, guys. Here's that New Moon wallpaper you were asking about: http://bit.ly/5KztPF about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  7. @Wheeler I wouldn't go that far. about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to Wheeler
  8. Man, that guy was a terrible lieutenant. Just a really horribly lieutenant. Worst lieutenant. about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  9. @Kootice SORRY ABOUT HOW THAT SOUNDED. MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK. about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to Kootice
  10. @Kootice DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO ON A COOKIE DATE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND FIRST? about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to Kootice
  11. @nicklocking You leave Wheeler alone. He is the same as me now. Canadian classy. 2:52 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to nicklocking
  12. @brianwood Or 'novel' for that matter. 2:16 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to brianwood
  13. @brianwood Conscious decision. You don't want to know how graphic. 2:16 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to brianwood
  14. @timleong The hottest woman you can find. 2:13 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to timleong
  15. Fuck, man. I'm not having health issues, I'm having health TPBs. 2:10 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  16. @dennisculver I wouldn't get in a booth with that guy. 10:59 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to dennisculver
  17. @coreymintz I'm not offensive! I'm better than that. I'm PROffensive. 10:11 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to coreymintz
  18. @stacyking I ENDORSE THIS ENGAGEMENT (now it's official. Congratulations!) 8:43 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to stacyking
  19. @Naseemo Oh god I hope the answer is "in your mouth," cause I don't need to know what you and Kean get up to. 3:40 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to Naseemo
  20. And I've been fucking right off ever since. 10:57 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific