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  1. @ShabamShann I'd love to talk sometime.
  2. @matthewtmkey miss u 2
  3. @ShabamShann Hello
  4. A foreskin is not a birth defect.
  5. @JarfOmega will not be seen today due to technical difficulties. We will resume regular programming when he feels like it.
  6. NO GOD, NO SATAN, NO SHIT!
  7. I guess Mary couldn't exactly say NO GOD please don't rape me.
  8. @EvanOdd Last time I prayed I realized I was talking to myself so I must be GOD!
  9. @EvanOdd Are you serious there's NO GOD? Not even Jebus? Then I've done all this sinning for nothing.
  10. @JarfOmega Ok if you want dvd's but you don't know what your missing.
  11. @JarfOmega That's cool cause I thought the smokes would go good with the porno cd's.
  12. If I give my kid cigarettes for his B'day does that make me a crappy mom?
  13. @matthewtmkey Probably around 2. I gotta pick up Sam from school. Today is homecoming parade.
  14. @EvanOdd I love you. You so crazy.
  15. @EvanOdd Hell Yes! I'm gonna go a little farther and not wear a bra either!
  16. @EvanOdd Morning. Kinda dark and gloomy here too.
  17. @JarfOmega Be good. Hail Satan.
  18. A monkey walks into a bar...I forget the rest but your moms a whore.
  19. Made some Velveeta dip. It won the Rotel Cheese Prize.
  20. @JarfOmega I'm almost never on here but thanks. ;)