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  1. The line to the ladies bathroom at Mansion can entertain the most introverted people on earth. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. RT @ellynet: RT @ThinkCarlos: This is what time it is: http://yfrog.com/37639qj about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Hanging around town until the hardcore stuff goes down. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Ugly morning in Miami, pretty new front page on zalpz.com. Gift ideas & my favorite TNG character semi-nude. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. My stunna outfit has only fetched two compliments all day! WTF? #whitewine 10:10 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  6. If my hockey team wins their next game we have a serious advantage going into a Championship Series were we only have 2 win 1 out of 2 games 6:17 AM Dec 3rd from web
  7. Walking with a limp due to getting shot in the heel with a puck. Su ks when my job mostly consists of walking. 6:27 AM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  8. S&S are 3-0 in the double elimination playoff. We won 9-5 tonight. 10:03 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  9. @Princess_Dania I left the show recording. I've only seen photos of the show. 9:46 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to Princess_Dania
  10. My first time in an A&F... & it reminds me of a Banana Republic for punk-ass kids that are into nipples. 4:59 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  11. @lianamonster December 17th. It's always the third Thursday of the month. 12:44 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to lianamonster
  12. Macy's Friends & Family Event: Dec. 2 - 7 for a 25% Savings Pass vist my blog at http://bit.ly/4C6x6e 11:38 AM Dec 1st from Tumblr
  13. No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am... #Justice 10:00 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  14. @annabdavid when exactly is it ok to lie to women? 8:54 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to annabdavid
  15. Eatting frosted mini wheats in coffee. Oh yeah I went there... http://twitpic.com/rpasc 5:14 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  16. Buffalo Wild Wings on #Yelp: BeeDubs can be fly in any weather. Located in the saturated Dolphin Mall, this place is... http://bit.ly/4XIDNo 11:54 AM Nov 30th from Yelp
  17. Goodbye 4-Day weekend. You blessed me with family, tons of drinking, & a new BeeDub's glass. Need to start working on my Xmas wish list now. 8:07 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  18. @thiscantberight ZzZZ. Ok man, I got the booth. 9:22 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to thiscantberight
  19. I think I might have been coral in a past life. 12:29 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  20. The DRBs best luxory is the tall urinals. #yelp 11:14 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
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