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It's a pity that Kafka didn't live long enough to try to contest an undeserved $275 parking ticket with the City of Berkeley.11:30 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Aaaaand now the beeping's back. I've gotta get the beep out of here before I beeping do something I'll regret.9:52 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
I didn't think anything could be worse than the beeping. I was wrong. My neighbors' alarm system going off is much, much worse.9:39 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Something is beeping in my neighbors' place.
Every (beep) fifteen (beep) seconds (beep).9:25 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Hmm... just looked outside and no fewer than four Chicago Police cars are blocking the street below. Better keep my head down.11:55 AM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie
Huh. Turns out daytime television isn't any better in HD. It's just like before, only now you can see the sadness in more exquisite detail.10:56 AM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie
You know what's creepy?
A sushi restaurant with a giant fish tank.3:06 PM Nov 18thfrom Tweetie
I just received two $64 checks from Comcast as a "subscriber refund" for my previous two accounts. There must be a catch, right?8:57 PM Nov 17thfrom Tweetie
Today's episode of "Complete Wastes of My Time" is called "Smog Test." It stars our 4-year-old PZEV.
***SPOILER ALERT***
It passed.3:40 PM Nov 17thfrom Tweetie
Amazon's new "premium shipper" is the most incompetent shipper ever.8:38 AM Nov 17thfrom Tweetie