zakkhoyt
When you're drivin' down the road and you've gotta drop a load. Diarrhea! Diarrhea!!
| Raisins... Helper of bran or hurter of bran? |
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| Crap! They payday loan place wont' give me any more money. I'll just get a title loan to pay off my payday loan. |
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| Who wants to party this weekend? On me? I'll get a payday loan. |
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| I came into work early today cause that's just the kind of guy I am today. |
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| @daveredford http://tinyurl.com/58nuso |
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| Free furniture on the sidewalk wet fog = free wet furniture. Perfect for amphibian-man |
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| For all you video gamers out there, check out The Gaming Historian. Awesome documentaries. http://tinyurl.com/67kawb |
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| Also,this predicate rings true: (Cheese-its > Goldfish > a piece of shit > Cheese Nips) |
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| Flavors of Doritos come and go. Taco Bell's menu constantly changes. Coke, always new flavors, but BUT, Cheetos have stood the test of time! |
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| Hate world, revenge soon. Take out on everybody |
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| http://twitpic.com/7med - I was going to tweet about this later, but I figure I may as well tweet about it now |
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| @nixrue I agree. My Bose headphones let me hear McDonald's ads and such. I'm going to go get some McDonalds now |
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| Which of the following would you prefer? A. a puppy; B. a flower from your sweetie; or C. a large, properly formatted data file? |
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| Similar problem @nixrue. My computer has gone through two ice ages this morning. Dead freeze. Hard power cycle required. Fire help? |
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| Stomach...... pissed at me..... for no apparent reason. Maybe I can reason with it. |
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| I feel like I am supposed to be doing very important. Like I have an exam tomorrow :( http://piurl.com/5Fm |
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| Okay @triviabot. I command you! Produce new trivia! We already know about water pressure, howler monkeys, cows, and all the other old info. |
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| Sir! Calm down! You're suffereing a mild shark attack. |
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| I want to go home. Maybe if I fake a shark attack??? |
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