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zachmyrow

  1. Any divorce lawyers want to up their online game? I'm thinking AdWords headline "Try Divorce" w/keywords "Lorena" "Bobbitt" "is" "my" "hero"
  2. @EpicallyHarshed it's all about the tassels.
  3. @jmau55 is that around NYC?
  4. Burlesque: tities with subtext.
  5. And somehow my girlfriend approves. I found a loophole. It's called burlesque.
  6. I was wrong. Just typed that with my dick.
  7. @swillis36 sooo 4 drinks in?
  8. I feel like Burlesque is the methadone clinic of the stripping world. It's a step up, but not all the way up. I'll tell you in an hour.
  9. Burlesque show in Brooklyn. $20 says all these chicks have ink. (@ The Bell House w/ @alielombardi) 4sq.com/ytlB3R
  10. @AllisonKaminski just go.
  11. @pinterest is getting crazy. I think I get 20 new followers a day.
  12. Magnificent dinner with my love, @alielombardi. (@ La Sirene w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/zRuIq8
  13. It's the little things. #valentinesdayvacay yfrog.com/ke63719579p
  14. For @alielombardi RT @kraftmacncheese: @zachmyrow, Ted Williams recorded your special Vday message for you-know-who. youtu.be/ZwY6tR1d29s
  15. @TRESemme #TRESQA What're the basics for guys with curly long hair. Dos and Dont's! thanks
  16. @alielombardi from the bottom of my heart to the bottom of my loins, I love you. #voiceoflove
  17. Boring Sunday? Drink Here post.ly/5KjiV
  18. @CoffeeNate hahah I hear ya. Just out of curiosity, what's your usual daily coffee? Your Table Coffee if you will.
  19. @CoffeeNate Yes. All of it is true. For me, the taste and waste are big deal breakers. Hey, btw what do you think of @starbucks Blonde?