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  1. “Stop being alive!” — Kyle, to the cockroach we just tag-teamed.
  2. @alisonfoster @babyafoster March of Dimes: A procession or gathering of attractive females — http://bit.ly/CWbJG
  3. The mosquitoes have countered, launching an all-out blitz on my legs. This means war!
  4. I mashed like three bugs mid-air today; I should add mosquito assasin to my résumé.
  5. Totally loving today’s Urban Dictionary word of the day, Facebrag: http://bit.ly/mNpqx
  6. It’s 3AM local time and I’m awake, and the first thing I did was draft a cover letter because in my dream I really wanted that internship.
  7. My dream house has at least one urinal per bathroom.
  8. Tonight’s impulse buy: @birdfeedapp. So far, so good: loving the character counter.
  9. @alisonfoster Aw thanks, I know how hard staying up can be for you. I mean, it's already 2:42pm! Tough to keep those peepers open, haha.
  10. So apparently Japanese people are unfamiliar with the Hyphy Movement. I guess I'll have to preach the good word of the Yay Area.
  11. YVR gets points for the free Wi-Fi and overall level of calmness.
  12. From Facebook: Zach is out of here. He’ll see you in September.
  13. Sign says no javelins allowed at local park...lame.
  14. From Facebook: Zach is in a glass case of emotion!
  15. @babyafoster I love Tito’s too!
  16. The third coming of the jesusphone: been there, done that. Now it’s time for the beach.
  17. Well I'm in line to become one of them.
  18. You know how folks with trendy touchscreen phones like to hold them out away from their faces, to show how douchey thew are?
  19. Tumblrn along
  20. @babyafoster Now your life is filled with more things to distract you than it was ten minutes ago!