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  1. All my followers: I'm gonna be gone for a few weeks, but I'll be back. 8:03 AM Nov 24th from Twittelator
  2. Shredder was an evil guy. You'd think our military would have done something? But no! They leave it up to 4 teenage mutant ninja turtles! 5:06 AM Nov 24th from Twittelator
  3. THE GERIATRIC KUNG-FU KITTENS ARE HERE! Wait? They're here to kick MY ass? What did I do? Oh. 6:00 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  4. Do zebras question why God made them such easy targets? 5:50 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  5. @JeanGreasy ♫Suck my balls and lose my number! Suck my balls and lose my number! S-s-s-s-s-suck my-lose my number!♫ 5:46 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator in reply to JeanGreasy
  6. Just got done shopping at Victor's Secret. These crotchless man-panties are very self-defeating. 4:21 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  7. Bet you didn't know the "Beyond" in Bed Bath & Beyond is actually 3rd world Cambodian sex slaves. They're right next to the rugs. 1:32 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  8. @kyleridolfo Im part Native American so I can smell the rape in the air this time of year. 1:25 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator in reply to kyleridolfo
  9. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." *sigh* I think Cake Boss is on? 12:36 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  10. @razorwitted No, they did that to us! 12:34 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator in reply to razorwitted
  11. The Indians show us how to grow corn and we repay them with rape and pillage? 12:26 PM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  12. There's a hole in the bucket, Dear Liza, because you've been neglecting me sexually. 7:31 AM Nov 23rd from Twittelator
  13. When Taylor Swift appeared via satellite to accept her award I wish Kanye appeared via satellite to say... 8:05 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  14. Taylor Swift played it safe by appearing via sattelite. 7:13 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  15. Whitney Houston performing? Did she run out of platinum records to pawn? 7:01 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  16. Lady Gaga needs to be returned to Shady Glenns Psychiatric Hospital after the show is over. 6:49 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  17. Glass? Fire? Someone is going to get injured Lady Gaga. 6:33 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  18. I'd like to give her some "Underwood". 6:28 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  19. @parissaaaa No Crist yet. I'm nowhere near Tallahassee. 5:08 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator in reply to parissaaaa
  20. @parissaaaa Not sure how to take that? 5:07 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator in reply to parissaaaa
  • Name Nazdaq Dowjoens
  • Location Norwich, CT
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  • Bio McGriddle Enthusiast,Political Junkie,Once Was Forced To Sit Through 'CATS' With Poopy Underwear.
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